Celebrity Justice
Britney's Multiple Personality Disorder

Sources are now painting a very disturbing picture of Britney Spears, or whoever she happens to be at any given moment.

We're told the whole British accent thing -- well, it's more than an accent. Britney has multiple personalities, including, as people in her life call it, "the British girl." We're told when Spears loses the British personality, she has absolutely no idea what she did during the time she assumed that personality.

Sources say Brit has a number of other identities, where she becomes "the weepy girl, the diva, the incoherent girl," and on and on.

Sources say Britney had become the British girl the day she didn't show for her deposition and has no recollection of it.



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31. its the only way to live STRAIGHT PEOPLE SUCK

Posted at 6:48PM on Jan 17th 2008 by JM

32. i HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS ALL ALONG ON THIS BOARD....MULTI-PERSONALITY DISORDER....
After The VIDEO OF BRIT BRAT TALIKING IN A BRITISH ACCENT...
I truly Believe this, and also I believe she Hears Voices in Her Head...I really DO!!!!!

Posted at 6:48PM on Jan 17th 2008 by 54321

33. Sorry, tabs, but Multiple Personality Disorder is a REAL disease, just like Bipolar disorder. Brit can't have everything, now can she? This crock of stupid tabloid lies has gotta stop. It's boring and there are other people in the news, so ditch Brit or just keep playing her game and boring your readers.

Posted at 6:48PM on Jan 17th 2008 by the lost

34. go to x17 and see the latest pictures. they are so gross, she needs to be committed today. she is disabled.

Posted at 6:49PM on Jan 17th 2008 by tuna marie

35. NO, how CONVENIENT.

Posted at 6:48PM on Jan 17th 2008 by chrissybot

36. say wha?!

Posted at 6:48PM on Jan 17th 2008 by blah

37. her new boyfriend has an accent. da

Posted at 6:50PM on Jan 17th 2008 by kara

38. say what now?

Posted at 6:48PM on Jan 17th 2008 by blah

39. Sorry, don't buy it---the entire multiple personality thing....she's a nut and gets her jollies from playing around with the media. This is what feeds her. If the photogs and media were to cease following her around, she would get even more bizarre (if that's possible) in her antics.

Paps, go ahead and try it. You'll see.

"Sources say....multiple personality..." The sources were probably Britney in another accent.

Paps.....just experiment and give her a little less attention.....you'll see! She'll be doing pantyless cartwheels, reciting some nursery rhymes in an italian accent while her best bud, a.k.a. money leach, Adnan looks on, oh and $am too.

Posted at 6:49PM on Jan 17th 2008 by E M

40. She has "I'm starved for attention" disorder.

Posted at 6:49PM on Jan 17th 2008 by It's such a lie...

41. As of Wednesday, 3,915 U.S. service members have been killed in Iraq.

But let's read and talk about Britney Spears instead, ESPECIALLY if we're going to be cool and rag on her in our posts.

Posted at 6:49PM on Jan 17th 2008 by David

42. My roommate in college was bi-polar. I had no clue for months and wondered why he'd be calm, outgoing one day. Then the next he'd be smashing things, screaming, etc. I got scarred when I woke up one night with him standing over my bed with a knife in his hand. He just stood there for roughly 30 minutes and didn't move.

I ended up calling his parents and moved to a different dorm.

Posted at 6:51PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Chris

43. garden-variety fruitloop

Posted at 6:50PM on Jan 17th 2008 by mark

44. "sources" uh huh. Sounds so reliable. Yes, she has some serious problems, but how many people either play around using some sort of accent or know someone that does? This does not sound like multiple personalities, just multiple moods which is't unusual and especially common for someone with bipolar. Stop they hype! She has enough problems as it is.

Posted at 6:51PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is

45. Ever consider that maybe her biggest problem is that she can't even take a piss in a bathroom without a crowd waiting? I would be insane too if I couldn't do any single thing in private. I don't think anyone could. For YEARS this woman has been stalked, and yes, it is STALKING what the photogs do to her. YOU live like that and stay normal.

Posted at 8:32AM on Jan 18th 2008 by cat

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