Celebrity Justice
Britney's Multiple Personality Disorder

Sources are now painting a very disturbing picture of Britney Spears, or whoever she happens to be at any given moment.

We're told the whole British accent thing -- well, it's more than an accent. Britney has multiple personalities, including, as people in her life call it, "the British girl." We're told when Spears loses the British personality, she has absolutely no idea what she did during the time she assumed that personality.

Sources say Brit has a number of other identities, where she becomes "the weepy girl, the diva, the incoherent girl," and on and on.

Sources say Britney had become the British girl the day she didn't show for her deposition and has no recollection of it.



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46. BOO HOOOOO....."Commit her"....."poor girl"....."awwwwwwwww leave her alone"......BLAH BLAH BLAH.....s'cuse me while I barf a little......................

Posted at 6:50PM on Jan 17th 2008 by LaughingAtAllYouFans

47. REAL NEWS IS THE 18 YEAR OLD WHO RAPED AND SODOMIZED HIS 8 YR OLD STEP SISTER WHOSE FATHER TURNED AROUND AND RAPED AND BEAT HIS ASS

Posted at 6:50PM on Jan 17th 2008 by sick n tired

48. if that was thrue, she would be send in a psychiatric institution long time ago... she just wants more attention.

Posted at 6:50PM on Jan 17th 2008 by ely

49. always hear about those sources-who are those sources--most likely sam or adnan saying what britney tells them to say

Posted at 6:52PM on Jan 17th 2008 by montana mike

50. BAN THE BRIT DAY! Friday, January 18, 2008 12:00 am - 11:59 pm. Show no interest! Leave no comments! Have the courage to walk away from the insanity!

Posted at 6:52PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Chocoholic

51. oh... COME ON.

Posted at 7:01PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Crazy Hollywood

52. i'll believe it when dr phil diagnoses her with it...

Posted at 6:52PM on Jan 17th 2008 by tia2u

53. You know, there are a lot of valid issues with the various mood altering pills that no doubt she is on. Some of the medications like Zoloft even warn that if you stop taking them suddenly or miss a few doses, they can make you more F'd up. A lot of those jackasses that go nuts, and end up shooting up a mall or school end up being on a lot of those medications.

Posted at 6:52PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Hmm

54. Sounds to me like an excuse to be a total irresponsible bey-otch.

Posted at 6:52PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Lolita

55. yeah, believe that one.......NOT!

Posted at 6:53PM on Jan 17th 2008 by green eyed monster

56. Seems like she has been playing the fatass untalented skank bad mother girl for a while now.

Posted at 6:53PM on Jan 17th 2008 by FlBiker

57. Whatever!!!!

Posted at 6:57PM on Jan 17th 2008 by mammaw

58. DEMON POSSESION!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!

Posted at 6:59PM on Jan 17th 2008 by BUZZKILL

59. I DONT WANNA HEAR ABOUT IRAQ! NOW THATS UPSETTING AND DEPRESSING. PLUS THIS SITE ISENT FOR THAT KIND OF TALK.
THIS IS THE ESCAPE FROM THE REAL WORLD. IRAQ IS SOMETHING SEROIUS SO PLZ DONT BRING IT ON HERE !

Posted at 6:54PM on Jan 17th 2008 by JUST IN

60. Boy, Fed-er-a-line's attorney is working OVERTIME getting these ridiculous speculations out about Britney. Since K-Dead has no profession, job or money, maybe Britney can give him one of her "personalities" since the "moocher-cheater-user" personality is has now is getting old.

Posted at 6:56PM on Jan 17th 2008 by FED-ER-A-LINE

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