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Crazy German Attacks Paris

Posted Jan 17th 2008 11:41AM by TMZ Staff

It seems that Paris Hilton will hook up with anybody -- but TMZ has found one guy who wants nothing to do with her.

Attention whore Prince Von Ahole was at the Ivy, again, where he went off on the heirmess, again, saying he'd "never take a woman in bed with such big feet" and an "ass like a guy." He apparently knows guy ass.

He also said he'd kick a woman out of bed who doesn't please him -- nice touch. It seems that Zsa Zsa, at 90, still has it. You go girl!

Tags: paris hilton, ParisHilton, prince von anhalt, PrinceVonAnhalt, zsa zsa gabor, ZsaZsaGabor

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31. This guy is such a homo. He continuously is cruising for guys where they and the man-hookers hang out to get picked up in Vaseline Alley in the Rolls behind the gaybar Gold Coas and the dirty magazine/video/dildo store Circus of Books on Santa Monica. I and my friends and even the employees of the neighboring restaurants and hair salons have seen this many, many times. This goes all the way back to 90 and 91. I even saw him there when Zsa Zsa was in the Beverly HIlls jail serving her sentence for slappin gthe cop. In HER Corniche convertible that she was arrested in with the custom plates. Doing it with the custom plates - well that is just stupid. Oh, and he picked up a young male hooker that time. I had parked right next to the old bitch in the City parking lot and saw the whole transaction go down. And it never seems to end. I'm gonna have to snap a picture the next time and will send it to you bitch-queens over there at TMZ. You'll really get off.

Posted at 3:10PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Joe Homo

32. hahah he is hilarious

Posted at 6:15PM on Jan 17th 2008 by lana

33. This is so funny! This guy is a nut, but right about Paris Hilton. He nailed that description. I love the comment about big feet and man ass! I've always thought Paris Hilton was ugly, even with the hair extensions, tanning, colored contact lenses and tons of make up and designer clothes.

Posted at 3:15PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Geena

34. @3:10PM - If you say you've seen him picking up young male hookers, why is he even discussing bedding Paris OR her big feet...oh, never mind, beard...

Posted at 3:16PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Fairy Tales

35. A case of the pot and the kettle, that all i'm going to say!

Posted at 3:24PM on Jan 17th 2008 by KK

36. #29 Tom

I agree with you completely. I love this guy too. He is a nut case, but so darn funny. AND he says what so many in Hollywood think but are too afraid to say. There must be a freedom in that. Paris Hilton IS ugly. Go to any mall in most any city and you will find plenty of women (without all of the resources she has) looking far better. She is ugly dressed up, so I cannot imagine her natural.

Posted at 3:21PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Geena

37. LOL Big feet ( paris Hilton)

Posted at 7:32PM on Jan 17th 2008 by B

38. Yeah...he's just mad because it's rumored that HE has LITTLE feet...and that implies...

Posted at 4:01PM on Jan 17th 2008 by O.K., then...

39. This guy is a hoot---does he really think anyone with a brain would sleep with him? He is truly, truly pathetic.

Posted at 4:22PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Julie

40. Anyone have an update on the the lawsuit Von Ahole had against Bill O'Reilly for suppposedly slandering him?

Posted at 4:40PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Yucko

41. TMZ you call him an attention whore, but yet here he is...what does that make you???? Who givesa S**T?

Posted at 4:58PM on Jan 17th 2008 by OMG

42. PRINCE... PARIS HAD HER MOMENTS... LET HER HEAL PLEASE PLEASE.... SHE HAS HAD ENOUGH.... KNOWING YOU ... YOU TOLD THE STORY THAT WHEN ANNA NICOLE SMITH WAS PREGNANT THAT THE BABY WAS YOURS (WHICH NO ONE BELIEVED YOU)... SO ARE U TRYING TO GET PARIS PREGNANT.... SHE IS NOT YOUR TYPE AT ALL... STAY WITH THE WIFE YOU MARRIED.. ZZA ZZA GABOR... SHE MUST HAVE HAD ENOUGH. PLEASE HAVE DIGNITY AND RESPECT FOR YOUR WIFE... OR DO U NEED TO OPEN A DICTIONARY TO SEE WHAT THE WORD ** RESPECT ** MEANS... BECAUSE U SURE DON'T DISPLAY THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR......

STUDY AND STUDY ************* R E S P E C T ************************** LEAVE UR OWN LIFE./

Posted at 5:27PM on Jan 17th 2008 by shirlina

43. So one no-talent user & taker disses another no-talent user & taker. One’ so better than the other. By the way, Hilton has been peddling the Hilton name and phony heiress hype for years to make money. She’s no better than he is.

Posted at 5:27PM on Jan 17th 2008 by May

44. Anna Nicole Smith was a GIGANTIC woman..... I'm sure her feet were just as big as Paris'!

Posted at 6:33PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Crazy Hollywood

45. This guy is hilarious.

Posted at 6:35PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Lydia Layne

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