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Latest Ashlee Simpson Model Released

A new and improved auburn-haired version of the Ashlee Simpson™ was unveiled at a red carpet event in Hollywood on Wednesday. She even blinks!
Ashlee Simpson
Manufacturers of the 2008 model retained the same vapid facial expression, restructured nose and rubberized lips featured in previous editions of the Ashlee -- but added a movable chin!

As with all Ashlee versions since late 2004, vocal simulation software is still on back order.



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16. hahahah Howdy Doody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:56AM on Jan 17th 2008 by billy booby

17. 17. The Girl is hot any haters get over it and 99.99% of the guys out there would love a chance to hit it

Posted at 10:55AM on Jan 17th 2008 by TheOne

what? get herpies?????

Posted at 10:58AM on Jan 17th 2008 by billy booby

18. i think she looks nice, at least she has a glow....unlike lilo and her pasty coke lips and brit with her meth face....

Posted at 10:58AM on Jan 17th 2008 by hehe

19. She looks great, so much better with darker hair.

Posted at 11:01AM on Jan 17th 2008 by cfdkj

20. Does anyone think lynn spears and ashlees mum look very much aalike or is it just me? Also too much fake with that face.

Posted at 11:01AM on Jan 17th 2008 by memphrica

21. She looks cute with the red hair. The only thing that looks odd to me in this particular photo is around her chin. She looks like she has marionette lines. May jus the photo, though. I think she is getting prettier as she gets older, and the nose job looks very natural. Hopefully, she will stop with the plastic surgery and not ruin a good thing.

Posted at 11:01AM on Jan 17th 2008 by ladyjag

22. Do you think she has had all this plastic surgery because Joe Simpson tells her constantly that she is not as pretty as Jessica?

You can hear Joe now, "Ashley, I got Jessica a date with Tony Romo. The only person I can get to go out with you is a third string wide receiver from the Houston Texans. How is this family supposed to survive with me having only one pretty daughter to sell?"

Thanks, TMZ for calling out these media whores who will sell their souls to stay in front of the cameras!!

Posted at 11:04AM on Jan 17th 2008 by James

23. my buddy did her a few years ago in hawaii

Posted at 11:05AM on Jan 17th 2008 by ace1

24. Hey TMZ, put up a side by side picture of what she USED to look like... The only similarity will be the fact that they both can't sing without the assistnance of ProTools....

Posted at 11:07AM on Jan 17th 2008 by uhhhh...yeah....

25. Thanks so much for that update. Keep us posted.

Posted at 11:11AM on Jan 17th 2008 by acid

26. Hey TMZ, do a side by side photo of what she USED to look like... This is not Ashlee Simpson.. The only similarity is that neither one can sing without the assistance of ProTools....

Posted at 11:11AM on Jan 17th 2008 by uhhhh...yeah....

27. she looks like a moph between Mandy Moore and one of the Olsen twins

Posted at 11:11AM on Jan 17th 2008 by Im just sayin....

28. "17. The Girl is hot any haters get over it and 99.99% of the guys out there would love a chance to hit it

Posted at 10:55AM on Jan 17th 2008 by TheOne


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I wouldn't "hit it" if you gave me a Haz-Mat suit and a baseball bat.



Posted at 11:16AM on Jan 17th 2008 by tom foolery

29. Rubberized lips! She looks so unnatural. Yuck.

Posted at 11:17AM on Jan 17th 2008 by sandra

30. I would rather read Britney stories than anything about the Simpson family. They are all such jokes!!!!

Posted at 11:19AM on Jan 17th 2008 by ChanelShades

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