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Latest Ashlee Simpson Model Released

A new and improved auburn-haired version of the Ashlee Simpson™ was unveiled at a red carpet event in Hollywood on Wednesday. She even blinks!
Ashlee Simpson
Manufacturers of the 2008 model retained the same vapid facial expression, restructured nose and rubberized lips featured in previous editions of the Ashlee -- but added a movable chin!

As with all Ashlee versions since late 2004, vocal simulation software is still on back order.



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61. Can SOMEONE tell me why everyone is so hard on this girl? What has she done? I mean yeah, she had a disastrous couple of performances, but other than that, what's her crime? I'm seriously asking because I like the girl. LOL

Posted at 12:40PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Mykie

62. The red looks great -- not like the boring, standard, generic blonde that everyone else wears.

Posted at 12:42PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Metro Girl

63. When did common courtesy and "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" go out the window? Was it when anonymity came into play? Or did most parents just stop passing that message along? I mean everyone is entitled to their opinion, but come on...

Anyway, I think Ashlee is cute as a button, and although I generally don't care for her music, her new song is catchy as all get out, and the video is radtastic. (Yeah, I said radtastic.)

p.s. Proofreading what you have typed is always a good idea.

[Let the inevitable me bashing commence (rolling my eyes)]

Posted at 12:43PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Sick Of Nasty People

64. Y'all dissing Ashlee are just odd.
Go look in a miror and tell me that what you see is anything as good looking as she is.
You're just a bunch of haters.
Her chin doesn't look weird..you do!

Posted at 1:00PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Ooprah

65. She looks GOOD! Auburn is a great color on her... not that BLACK crap she tried pulling. Hopefully, she's out of that emo-rocker look. it wasn't fitting on her!

Posted at 1:01PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Erica

66. Changing her looks isn't going to imporve her lousy voice at all.

Posted at 1:12PM on Jan 17th 2008 by lin

67. Her sister destroyed the Dallas Cowboys and she can't sing or do a proper hoe-down.

Nice work pops.

Posted at 1:12PM on Jan 17th 2008 by CoolGirl2008

68. I think she looks gorgeous........good color for her.

Posted at 1:19PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Rebecca

69. ASHLEE- I hate you. But, you look good. BUT, you shouldn't have gotten all that plastic surgery because you don't look like the "I'm happy with myself" person you used to say you were. Anyone that used to look up to you, nose and all, does not anymore. your dad is a REALLY creepy guy, and your sister sucks at pretty much everything she tries (singing, dancing, movies, marriage, dating....). I wish your whole family would disappear but most of all...YOUR FATHER IS THE CREEPIEST GUY I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:20PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Cece

70. she looks good!!!!

Posted at 1:20PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Rebecca

71. She looks really really good. I say keep it!

Posted at 1:29PM on Jan 17th 2008 by kristen

72. i thought she had blue eyes???

Posted at 1:41PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Kathy

73. didnt she have blue eyess??

Posted at 1:42PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Kathy

74. I think she looks really pretty! That color really flatters her eyes!!

Posted at 1:54PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Tammy

75. Her chin looks like it belongs on a Ventriloquist's dummy........helllllllloooo puppet lines

Posted at 2:31PM on Jan 17th 2008 by McKenna

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