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Latest Ashlee Simpson Model Released

1/17/2008 1:50 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

A new and improved auburn-haired version of the Ashlee Simpson™ was unveiled at a red carpet event in Hollywood on Wednesday. She even blinks!
Ashlee Simpson
Manufacturers of the 2008 model retained the same vapid facial expression, restructured nose and rubberized lips featured in previous editions of the Ashlee -- but added a movable chin!

As with all Ashlee versions since late 2004, vocal simulation software is still on back order.

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91.

Sir Nigel Buttercrumpet    

But still no talent or brain...

2370 days ago
92.

Joan    

Nice but you can tell the difference between her hair and the extensions. It looks better than the cheap blond.

2370 days ago
93.

Twiggi    

To Comment Number Fifteen
99.99% of guys would hit anything that has a pulse
Doesn't mean shes pretty. Shes A Fuggly Duckling :)

2370 days ago
94.

Bettsie    

It's true she does have a wooden puppet chin. You are tooo funny.

2370 days ago
95.

Buckeye Girl    

I think she is actually prettier and more natural than Jessica.

2370 days ago
96.

Desiree    

she looks beautiful in any color hair

2369 days ago
97.

YAY    

101. Ashlee looks BEAUTIFUL !

Damn,,,There are a lot of jealous bitches posting !

Posted at 6:40PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Alexandra Davis

Ignorance or arrogance or both? For the record I highly doubt anyone is jealous of Ashley considering she is 100% manufactured on a surgical table .Dr Frankenstein used body parts dug up from grave yards and a bolt of lightening. The difference is?

Ashley was given a photo taken under false pretenses of a person after her Father made deals with criminals in the Pharmaceutical Industry. She then surgically altered herself deliberately to look like that person. She then hacked that person over the period of years and has attempted to replace that person. That person has a face that was created by the Creator, not a Dr to unlock EVERYTHING. Alexandra, Ashley is poison. If you think she is beautiful, you have been bitten by the beetch of all snakes and you have fallen faster than gravity could allow. The more people she bites, the more beautiful she becomes. Brit was her first. Ashley is Sybil. She puts all her darkness in those she bites.

Ashley vomits.........and tries to wash people away. A was a swimmer so all my years of training have come in handy. The whole simpson "clan" are demonic. If that's beautiful to you then you are also. That's not being mean, that's just the way it works. I look at her and feel sick, a repulsion. Again that's not being mean, that's being Holy.

Congratulations on your Bride of Chucky - Tiffany. Route 66.

2369 days ago
98.

KEITH    

ANOTHER TALENLESS SHMUCK

2369 days ago
99.

Jessica    

britney is a piece of trash.

2369 days ago
100.

i'm wondering    

I wonder what kind of parents both Jessica and Ashlee Simpson had for both girls to have grown up with such low self-esteem that they feel the need to color their hair, change their facial expressions surgically, mess around with lip sinc'ing, poor movie and record sales... both girls are such failures, and I feel soooo sorry for them, I hold that creepy dad of theirs, Joe, responsible... he had sold his daughters like Lot sold his... TMZ, please pass this on to Joe Simpson. He needs someone to tell him like it is in terms he might, well, maybe might, understand... tell him it is in Genesis, with Abraham and Lot. Thanks for listening.

2368 days ago
101.

George Jobson    

I love her new look. she's grogous. Back in 2005 when she this short black hair, she looks grogous too.

2366 days ago
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