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Latest Ashlee Simpson Model Released

A new and improved auburn-haired version of the Ashlee Simpson™ was unveiled at a red carpet event in Hollywood on Wednesday. She even blinks!
Ashlee Simpson
Manufacturers of the 2008 model retained the same vapid facial expression, restructured nose and rubberized lips featured in previous editions of the Ashlee -- but added a movable chin!

As with all Ashlee versions since late 2004, vocal simulation software is still on back order.



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106. I've never heard of Howdy Doody but my sources tell me the voice was Buffalo BOB. They said Ashley is more like Clarabell the Clown.

My first thought was Robo Chucky.

I love the Simpsons. There's Pappa Kermit, Mamma Camilla, daughters Miss Piggy and now Animal does Elmo. Watch out Pete.

I don't know what's more hazardous to Ashley, termites or H2O.

I Love Lucy and Bewitched were best left in B&W. John Mayer created a Cam Diaz Mandy More marionette. Oh the brilliance of modern medicine. FACE/OFF. Bridezilla. The only thing left natural on her face were her eyes, now she's even greened them. Eww Cobra.

Posted at 7:21PM on Jan 17th 2008 by She takes creepy/evil to a whole new level - she's all yours - i'm leaving

107. I've never heard of Howdy Doody but my sources tell me the voice was Buffalo BOB. They said Ashley is more like Clarabell the Clown.

My first thought was Robo Chucky.

I love the Simpsons. There's Pappa Kermit, Mamma Camilla, daughters Miss Piggy and now Animal does Elmo. Watch out Pete.

I don't know what's more hazardous to Ashley, termites or H2O.

I Love Lucy and Bewitched were best left in B&W. John Mayer created a Cam Diaz Mandy More marionette. Oh the brilliance of modern medicine. FACE/OFF. Bridezilla. The only thing left natural on her face were
her eyes, now she's even greened them. Eww Cobra.

I found a little dead rat outside our house today Harvey. Seems some sicko has left rat poison. Never seen a rat before. You won't be eating oatmeal EVER. You got my neighbors to spy on me will I was washing my dog with oatmeal shampoo. I'd say weird but they serve oatmeal in hell. Enjoy.

Posted at 7:32PM on Jan 17th 2008 by AshleyandHarvey take creepy/evil to a whole new level - they're all yours - I'm leaving

108. I think she is good looking however she does remind me of a Charlie McCarthy puppet in this picture - she is hot though and an improvement from pre plastic surgery, good surgen.

Posted at 7:57PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Mrs Knooper

109. IT LOOKS SOOOOOOO REAL! HOW'D THEY DO THAT????!!!

Posted at 8:12PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Soccerstar31

110. she is fantastically beautiful

Posted at 8:19PM on Jan 17th 2008 by admitted boozer

111. the real ashlee is a total fox, this is a wax............

Posted at 8:19PM on Jan 17th 2008 by rondog

112. 20. Does anyone think lynn spears and ashlees mum look very much aalike or is it just me? Also too much fake with that face.

Posted at 11:01AM on Jan 17th 2008 by memphrica
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Yeah, I've noticed that too. Glad I'm not the only one.

Posted at 8:38PM on Jan 17th 2008 by V

113. she's way prettier then jessica I bet perv papa joe likes doing her better........

Posted at 8:45PM on Jan 17th 2008 by O Ya

114. She looks great, plastic but great. Good color for her.

Posted at 9:44PM on Jan 17th 2008 by annie2

115. I totally agree...I thought she was a skank before that nose job....But boy what a difference...SHE LOOKS AMAZING!

Posted at 9:46PM on Jan 17th 2008 by moi me again

116. Why is her chin so weird? Did she pay for that? She switched
Pinocchio's nose for his chin... so weird. She was cute before...

Posted at 10:06PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Michelle Nelson

117. She used to look so ugly-I thought there was no hope 4 her and her sister got all the glory but now she's the pretty one. No denying it she looks gorgeous but I know she has botox to open up her eyes, lip fillers, rhinoplasty and possiby more. If I had her money I would get her plastic surgeon-he did a good job. That said I never could stand the girl. She has zero authenticity.

Posted at 10:15PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Jessica is jealous!

118. I'd say she's co-opting M-K Olsen these days.

Posted at 10:24PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Watcher

119. But still no talent or brain...

Posted at 11:02PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Sir Nigel Buttercrumpett

120. Nice but you can tell the difference between her hair and the extensions. It looks better than the cheap blond.

Posted at 11:22PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Joan

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