Hillary: Britney Makes Me LMAO!

31. #26.....you're an ass. How's your health insurance and your income?

Posted at 11:34AM on Jan 18th 2008 by David

32. We definitely need a change so I wish Obama & McCain would get the nomination as they can work with the opposite party.

Posted at 3:40PM on Jan 18th 2008 by Reine

33. something tells me this is going to become a forum for people to fight over their favorite candidate.... My guess is this post will hit 485 comments. Anyone else want to jump in this pool with me? lets see who gets closest!

Posted at 11:35AM on Jan 18th 2008 by Im just sayin....

34. I despise her! She's for change but she hasn't done a damn thing. Being the wife of a president isn't experience, Hil! Stop lying to the people about your accomplishments. You know you're hoping people are dumb enough to vote for you.

Posted at 11:51AM on Jan 18th 2008 by ME

35. Posted at 11:35AM on Jan 18th 2008 by Im just sayin....

Well, it is our duty to eductate the people who do not know there is a world beyond TMZ.

Posted at 11:46AM on Jan 18th 2008 by Hmmmmmmm

36. HAG !

Posted at 12:01PM on Jan 18th 2008 by craphound

37. HillBilly's advice for Brit would be to, "Stay away from my Husband!!!!" The good news would be that Brit has ruined her own life. HillBilly lets Bill sexually abuse women and then she hires people to go after them and shut them up. Wow, what a Classy, I mean trashy person to be president. BO all the way!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:54AM on Jan 18th 2008 by Monica Blower

38. Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 08, 1964, accepting
all contractual conditions of registering for the draft. Selective Service
Number is 326 46 228.

Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964.

Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968.

Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28, 1969.

Bill Clinton refuses to report and is not inducted into the military.

Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States Army Reserves
on August 07, 1969, under authority of COL. E. Holmes.

Clinton signs enlistment papers and takes oath of enlistment.

Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at the University of
Arkansas ROTC, September 1969.

Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on October 30, 1969, as
enlistment with Army Reserves is revoked by Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton
now AWOL and subject to arrest under Public Law 90-40

(2) (a) regisrant who has failed to report...remain liable for induction.

Bill Clinton's birth date lottery number is 311, drawn December 1, 1969, but
anyone who has already been ordered to report for induction is INELIGIBLE!


Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive from justice under
Public Law 90-40.

Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General (1976), while a fugitive
from justice.

Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21, 1977, from
President Carter.


Bill Clinton becomes the FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON
ever to serve as President of the United States.


All these facts come from Freedom of Information requests,
public laws, and various books that have been published,
and have not been refuted by Clinton.


After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, President Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S.
military personnel, Clinton promised that those responsible would be
hunted down and punished.


After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which
killed 19 and injured 200 U.S. military personnel, Clinton promised
that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.


After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa, which
killed 224 and injured 5,000, Clinton promised
that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.


After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 39
U.S. sailors, Clinton promised that those responsible be hunted down and punished.


Maybe if Clinton had kept those promises, an estimated 3,000 people in
New York and Washington, DC. who are now dead would be alive today.


THINK ABOUT IT!
It is a strange turn of events.
Hillary gets $8 Million for her forthcoming memoir.
Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to be written.
This from two people who spent 8 years being unable to recall
anything about past events while under oath.

Posted at 11:58AM on Jan 18th 2008 by CurleyQ

39. If you happen to see the Bill Clinton five-minute TV ad for Hillary in which he introduces the commercial by saying that he wants to share some things we may not know about Hillary's background, beware . .
As I was there for most of their presidency and know them better than just about anyone, I offer a few corrections;

Bill says: "In law school Hillary worked on legal services for the poor."

The facts are: Hillary's main extra-curricular activity in law school was helping the Black Panthers, on trial in Connecticut for torturing and killing a federal agent. She went to court every day as part of a law student monitoring committee trying to spot civil rights violations and develop grounds for appeal.

Bill says: "Hillary spent a year after graduation working on a children's rights project for poor kids."

The facts are: Hillary interned with Bob Truehaft, the head of the California Communist Party. She met Bob when he represented the Panthers and traveled all the way to San Francisco to take an internship with him.

Bill says: "Hillary could have written her own job ticket, but she turned down all the lucrative job offers."

The facts are: She flunked the DC bar exam, yes, flunked, it is a matter of record, and only passed the Arkansas bar. She had no job offer s in Arkansas, none, and only got hired by the University of Arkansas Law School at Fayetteville because Bill was already teaching there. She did not join the prestigious Rose Law Firm until Bill became Arkansas Attorney General and was made a partner only after he was elected Arkansas Governor.

Bill says: "President Carter appointed Hillary to the Legal Services Board of Directors and she became its chairman."

The facts are: The appointment was in exchange for Bill's support for Carter in his 1980 primary against Ted Kennedy. Hillary then became chairman in a coup in which she won a majority away from Carter's choice to be chairman.

Bill says: "She served on the board of the Arkansas Children's Hospital."

The facts are: Yes she did. But her main board activity, not mentioned by Bill, was to sit on the Wal-mart board of directors, for a substantial fee. She was silent about their labor and health care practices.

Bill says: "Hillary didn't succeed at getting health care for all Americans in 1994 but she kept working at it and helped to create the Children's Health Insurance Program (CHIP) that provides five million children with health insurance."

The facts are: Hillary had nothing to do with creating CHIP. It was included in the budget deal between Clinton and Republican Majority Leader Senator Trent Lott. I know; I helped to negotiate the deal. The money came half from the budget deal and half from the Attorney Generals' tobacco settlement. Hillary had nothing to do with either source of funds.

Bill says: "Hillary was the face of America all over the world."
The facts are: Her visits were part of a program to get her out of town so that B ill would not appear weak by feeding stories that Hillary was running the White House. Her visits abroad were entirely touristic and symbolic and there was no substantive diplomacy on any of them.

Bill says: "Hillary was an excellent Senator who kept fighting for children's and women's issues."
The facts are: Other than totally meaningless legislation like changing the names on courthouses and post offices, she has passed only four substantive pieces of legislation. One set up a national park in Puerto Rico. A second provided respite care for family members helping their relatives through Alzheimer's or other conditions. And two were routine bills to aid 911 victims and responders which were sponsored by the entire NY delegation. Presently she is trying to have the US memorialize the Woodstock fiasco of 40 years ago.

Posted at 12:03PM on Jan 18th 2008 by CurleyQ

40. ---Breaking news---

"Lohan to work in morgue as part of plea deal"

This is rich. Lohan should come across britneys corpse, while doing her community service.

Posted at 12:14PM on Jan 18th 2008 by chas

41. We need a woman in the White House!!!

Women are better leaders than men!!!

NO MORE RIGHT WING TURDS IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VOTE FOR HILLARY FOR A CHANGE!!!

Posted at 12:09PM on Jan 18th 2008 by Dems Rock

42. i really hope she wins the election and hopefully she can changed things that are going on in this country



tell the papparazzi to leave celebs alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:23PM on Jan 18th 2008 by Jessie aka Excluzive is Here!

43. At least Chelsea's working!

Posted at 12:10PM on Jan 18th 2008 by somebodysmama

44. CurleyQ, admit it - you`re Chelsea Clinton under an assumed name aren`t you LOL

Posted at 12:13PM on Jan 18th 2008 by TaintedLove

45. 12. Be very afraid people if Hillary gets elected. You think our country has problems now...you just wait.

Posted at 11:07AM on Jan 18th 2008 by Professor

I agree 100%

Posted at 12:43PM on Jan 18th 2008 by whatever