Hillary: Britney Makes Me LMAO!

61. She's a piece of crap but women love her because they.... well they want to see a woman president.

Posted at 1:22PM on Jan 18th 2008 by AdamGeld

62. TMZ please take that pic off, it hurts my eyes. wowwwwwwwwww

Posted at 1:20PM on Jan 18th 2008 by pattie

63. Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House. She has waited so long..........

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."
Hillary says "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." !

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says,

"Go to the theater."

Posted at 1:45PM on Jan 18th 2008 by Micheal Moore

64. Chelsey asked some marines on their way to Iraq what frightens them teh most.
Their reply, "Osama, Obama, and your mama." lol
I like Hilary.

Posted at 4:06PM on Jan 18th 2008 by Jemima

65. Vania, how stupid can you get to ask such a question. Dumb a**

Posted at 1:24PM on Jan 18th 2008 by Holli

66. TMZ ... how dare you put that picture of Hillary on your site !!!! That scared the s*** out of my. Have some respect for the faint hearted :)

Posted at 3:46PM on Jan 18th 2008 by Northdolphin

67. hey to the clintons \bill hey cant you guys get it the american people are sick and tired of you guys .we dont like you ...does impeachment .blue dress .cigar .whitewater.,,,,and now the race card witch you played....and now you got the mr bill out helping you out ....why dont you guys just take your daughter and go back to where ever you guys come from PLESE...GO HOME

Posted at 1:54PM on Jan 18th 2008 by david

68. #5 I'm with you. Why is TMZ going out of its way to knock the only qualified, promising candidate on the campaign trail? If this country doesn't elect Hillary Clinton then I shudder to think about the future of America.

Posted at 2:44PM on Jan 18th 2008 by Anya

69. Thanks Curley. Now for info on Barack Obama

Obama was a part-time state senator in that he served in the Illinois legislature at the same time he practiced law. He became a state lawmaker in 1997, four years ahead of Hillary Clinton's entrance into elected office, as U.S. senator.

Obama was a community organizer and led a voter-registration effort in Chicago that added tens of thousands of people to the rolls. He was a civil rights attorney and taught at one of the nation's premier universities. He helped pass complicated measures in the Illinois legislature on the death penalty, racial profiling, health care and more. In Washington, he has worked with Republicans on nuclear proliferation, government waste and global warming.

After college, Obama moved to Chicago for a low-paying job as a community organizer. He worked with poor families on the South Side to get improvements in public housing, particularly the removal of asbestos. "Nobody else running for president has jumped off the career track for three or four years to help people," said Jerry Kellman, who first hired Obama as a community organizer.

Obama also fought for student summer jobs and a program to keep at-risk children from dropping out of school. More importantly, say those who worked with Obama, he showed people how to organize and confront powerful interests. "He had to train residents to stand up for their own rights," said former organizer Loretta Augustine-Herron, who was part of Obama's Developing Communities Project.

Obama left that job to get a law degree. Afterward, he returned to Chicago and ran Project VOTE

Obama then spent several years focusing on the law, both as an attorney at a small firm specializing in civil rights and as a lecturer on constitutional law at the University of Chicago. As an attorney, he was on the team that successfully sued the state of Illinois for failing to implement a federal voter-registration law. Obama also worked on case of a whistle-blower who lost her job after exposing waste and corruption in a medical research project. The whistle-blower ended up with a $5 million settlement.

Obama routinely reaches out to republicans when creating legislation. One of his Republican colleagues was so wowed that he has appeared in an Obama campaign ad

He teamed with Sen. Richard Lugar, R-Ind., to study the dangers of nuclear proliferation and pass legislation meant to keep nuclear material from falling into the hands of terrorists.

Obama also joined with Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Okla., after Hurricane Katrina to improve oversight of federal spending.

And he shared billing with a Republican presidential hopeful when he joined Arizona Sen. John McCain in sponsoring legislation that called for sharp, mandatory cuts in greenhouse gas emissions. The effort failed.

Posted at 2:07PM on Jan 18th 2008 by hottie

70. Posted at 2:07PM on Jan 18th 2008 by hottie

If that's the best you can do to state a case on why to vote for Hussein - I am not impressed. Do you live in Illinois? I do. BHS is not ready to lead this country. He needs at least another 4 to 8 years. He is just not ready.

I will give you credit for trying.

Posted at 2:14PM on Jan 18th 2008 by Vote Republican

71. I'm already sick of hearing about Witch Hillary and Bubba. They are both such FAKES. I would vote for a Baboon before I would vote for Hillary. Baboons don't lie.

Posted at 2:17PM on Jan 18th 2008 by V.C.

72. If you are a Senator and paid to work, why do you take the money while you are not working right now in NY?

Doesn't seem right. Seems like a waste of tax dollars.

What are your accomplishments as a Senator?

Posted at 2:24PM on Jan 18th 2008 by just curious

73. Obama is christian.

my name is italian and I have a catholic saint for a middle name but I ain't no catholic. if the best you can do is attack the name he was given at birth...no wonder the republican party is in such disarray!

Posted at 2:35PM on Jan 18th 2008 by hottie

74. TMZ must be a billary supporter, none of my other post are coming through. gee I wonder why?

Posted at 2:39PM on Jan 18th 2008 by hottie

75. Why Barack chose to run for office

why he chose to run for office

"I chose to run because I believed that the size of these challenges had outgrown the capacity of our broken and divided politics to solve them; because I believed that Americans of every political stripe were hungry for a new kind of politics, a politics that focused not just on how to win but why we should, a politics that focused on those values and ideals that we held in common as Americans; a politics that favored common sense over ideology, straight talk over spin.

Most of all, I believed in the power of the American people to be the real agents of change in this country — because we are not as divided as our politics suggests; because we are a decent, generous people willing to work hard and sacrifice for future generations; and I was certain that if we could just mobilize our voices to challenge the special interests that dominate Washington and challenge ourselves to reach for something better, there was no problem we couldn’t solve — no destiny we couldn’t fulfill."

Posted at 2:40PM on Jan 18th 2008 by hottie