When it was time to take Tom Cruise's son Connor out for his earthly 13th birthday party this week, you'd think they'd take the boy to someplace fun, like Chuck E. Cheese. But where do they go instead? -- to Scientolodad's favorite Beverly Hills steakhouse, Cut. 
Connor's a chip off the old Thetan! SPs be damned. Now call your mother!
91. Call your mother and....call her "mother."
Posted at 3:16PM on Jan 18th 2008 by Mary
92. How adorable!!! Hope he had a great birthday. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2181126/
Posted at 3:23PM on Jan 18th 2008 by OhReally!
93. Tom is not gay? Oh puleeese!
Posted at 3:27PM on Jan 18th 2008 by toomanydoggies
94. oh, right. roll out the kids for some photo ops to prove how 'normal' you are, after the world's just viewed the vid of what an arrogant, self-important wack job you are.
Posted at 3:29PM on Jan 18th 2008 by Crazazy
95. That suit looks awful tight on Tom Thumb. Maybe that`s why Tom Thumb is wearing shades....to protect his eyes from flying buttons
Posted at 3:30PM on Jan 18th 2008 by TaintedLove
96. http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/
Excellent Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes spoofs!
Posted at 3:33PM on Jan 18th 2008 by thetan on board
97. Been around teenagers lately? They DON'T eat at Chuck E Cheeses...
Posted at 3:41PM on Jan 18th 2008 by LA
98. The only accessories missing from Tom Thumbs geeky suit is a pocket protecter with some pens. How fashionable Tom looks - not.
Poor Conner is going to to get teased mercifully at school on Monday.
Posted at 3:37PM on Jan 18th 2008 by TaintedLove
99. OMG.....The Rat Pack is back!
Posted at 3:39PM on Jan 18th 2008 by Me
100. i'd like to kick him in the head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 3:45PM on Jan 18th 2008 by billy booby
101. Okay folks - I am not making this up - this is straight from their website http://www.scientology-lies.com/faq/teachings/sex.html
On Sex:
For most members - including new members - Scientology teaches that sex is a part of healthy adult married life, particularly as it relates to having children.
However, after continuing with Scientology for a while, members read a Scientology bulletin called "Pain and Sex", which states that sex is unnatural for humans and a perversion, and that sex was invented by psychiatrists millions of years ago to trap us. It says that "pain and sex were the INVENTED TOOLS of degradation" created by psychiatrists, and "the stocks-in-trade of psychs are PAIN and SEX." This is a key teaching behind Scientology's vehement opposition to all forms of psychiatry - the bulletin says that psychiatrists "have been on the [time] track a long time [in other words, they've been around for millions of years] and are the sole cause of decline in this universe." According to this teaching, "When sex enters the scene, a being fixates and loses power", and "Lovers are very seldom happy."
On homosexuality:
"The sexual pervert (and by this term Dianetics, to be brief, includes any and all forms of deviation in dynamic two1 such as homosexuality, lesbianism, sexual sadism, etc. ... ) is actually quite ill physically. ... And the sum of it is that the pervert is always a very ill person in one way or another, whether he is conscious of it or not. He is very far from culpable for his condition, but he is also so far from normal and so extremely dangerous to society that the tolerance of perversion is as thoroughly bad for society as punishment for it."
Maybe Tom isn't gay - but rather he follows the above discipline. Scary, huh?
Posted at 3:45PM on Jan 18th 2008 by thetan on board
102. What's with the sweater or vest under Tom's suit? Probably keeps the positive thetans in his system.
Posted at 3:58PM on Jan 18th 2008 by What not to wear
103. Connor looks like a good kid and Tom seems to be a good father. I considered it a treat when my parents took me to a fancy restaurant as a kid. So why all the criticism?
Posted at 5:24PM on Jan 18th 2008 by chica chic
104. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS, IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TOM'S HISTORY YOU WOULD KNOW THAT THE CHILD IS ADOPTED! WETHER HE'S BLACK OR WHITE AT LEAST SOMEONE LOVES HIM AND WANTED TO ADOPT HIM
Posted at 5:02PM on Jan 18th 2008 by CHRIS
105. Connor is adopted, and he is a really good looking kid. But what 13 year old wants to go to Chuck E Cheese? And What 13 year old willingly puts on a taillored Italian suit? Something looks weird in this picture. It is very staged looking and slightly robotic.
Posted at 5:20PM on Jan 18th 2008 by Erica
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