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Katie Holmes Makes Contact with Seacrest

1/19/2008 11:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Sonar technicians at KIIS-FM in L.A. discovered an unusual audio communique on Friday from the humanoid bride of ScientoloTom, Katie Holmes. Listen as earthling Ryan Seacrest attempts to decipher the extra-terrestrial stress signal.
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16.

Lost in Texas    

I am not a Tom Cruise fan. Not a Katie fan either, but I just have to say something...

"So sad. Katie is obviously so weak that she has tried to turn herself into some sort of glamour queen and she looks ridiculous doing it. She has been brainwashed by a total nut who also happens to be in the closet gay. Lots of us are completely in love but don't feel the need to constantly gush over our husbands. Can anyone say "cover up?"

Posted at 10:11AM on Jan 19th 2008 by real"

This poster got my blood boiling... Katie is weak because she now has the fairytale life she (and any woman) ever wanted? She is 'obviously so weak that she has tried to turn herself into some sort of glamour queen..." is the dumbest statement I have ever, ever heard.

First of all, she now has the resources to dress and shop as she wants. She likes to shop, show me a woman who doesn't? (and if you dare say you wouldn't like to have her black Amex to shop, you're a liar!)
Furthermore, you might be right if you considered the antics or fashion sense of the talentless Brtineys, Paris', or Lindsays to be 'ridiculous'... but Katie is their contemporary and she has positioned herself as the Jackie O of her age group. She is a doting mother, wife, and actress. She is the same exact age as Britney, yet she has a classiness that the Popwreck and others will never, ever attain.

No matter what her husband may or may not be/do/demand, she looks happy and as a classy woman, she would never say/do anything on the contrary. It is far more enjoyable to see someone gush over their husbands to the press than to read comments like yours that bash innocent people for your own satisfaction. I think she's a great role model as a wife and mother, and beautiful to top it off!

Remember what mother always said, "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all". Keep your mouth shut 'Real'....

2282 days ago
17.

darcy    

i think her "minder" was telling her what to say. over and out scientolo-freaks.

2282 days ago
18.

jengirl    

EVERYTHING SHE SAYS SOUNDS COMPLETELY SCRIPTED!!!!

2282 days ago
19.

Oh boy    

Kudos to you Lost in Texas!! I agree you 100%. Katie is a beautiful, lovely and talented young women. She has a handsome husband who totally loves her, a beautiful little girl, loving parents, who could ask for more?? I wish I had the loving family she does. I wish nothing but the best for her and her family!!

2282 days ago
20.

ginger    

The above posts sound as paranoid as if they came out of a psych ward. Come on, tell us what hospital you're in...or maybe it's just tmz staff cause things are mighty slow?

2282 days ago
21.

What Goes Aound Comes Around    

To Unit Katie ....

Your last transmission to the mother ship was garbled ....
STOP
Please clarify ....
STOP
Other units from Zorbon will come to your defense on this blog as they have been instructed to do ....
STOP

That is all.

2282 days ago
22.

Party 'till you die!    

Someone really needs to have Katie sit down a watch the Incredibles! TMZ really nailed it when they showed how much she looks like that costume maker on that movie- especially with that hair don't and the granny glasses!
Scientology, no smarter than any other religion and just as ridiculous!

2282 days ago
23.

Party 'till you die!    

MichelleH, sounds like someone here has lost their Sense Of Humor! Bitter much?

2282 days ago
24.

What Goes Aound Comes Around    

Gort, Klatu verada Nicto.

Zerblat zom menzib Tom Cruise! Katie gigglebert zem blatt?

Mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho.

Please RVSP ASAP!

2282 days ago
25.

Jennifer2000    

She's using "scientology speak" for: "help I'm being held captive against my will".

HELP !

HELP !

HELP !

TOMS

GONE

INSANE

AND

THINKS

HE'S

A

PROPHET

FROM

GOD !

2282 days ago
26.

MommyB    

IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHAT IS SCIENTOLOGY, LOOK NO FURTHER, THIS IS NO JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT IT BOILS DOWN TO IN A NUT SHELL WITH OUT PAYING 100,00 DOLLARS TO THE CHURCH....
http://www.holysmoke.org/cos/what-cos.htm
TAKE A LOOK!!

2282 days ago
27.

What Goes Aound Comes Around    

Commader Remlac to all Scientologists,

The above post by MommyB has totally blown our cover on this planet and we all must leave as soon as possible. Please empty all your bank accounts into Remlac Central Receiving account OU812 before leavng this planet.

I will be leaving for my command center in the Bahamas shortly and will contact you all as to our next move. Please wait for further instructions, no matter how long it takes.

That is all.

2282 days ago
28.

Party 'till you die!    

Com. Remiac, shall we proceed with Project Global Lobotomy, or continue with our original plans 'silence' rogue Sub Commander Cruise and Spouse? Can you believe these simple primates misinterpreted our plans and turned them into the video game 'Destroy All Humans'? To serve man!

2282 days ago
29.

What Goes Aound Comes Around    

To Lt. Smelkcrak,

Glad to hear from you and that you survived the Great Zorboneez Conflict.

Proceed with Project Global Lobotomy. Be sure to consult your Xemunic manual for instructions on how to maximize the magnetic effects of the Klingons stuck to the Rings of Uranus.

That is all.

2282 days ago
30.

Party 'till you die!    

Com. Remiac.........jamming signals............hard to complete mission......TMZ channel still open.........arm dolphins for sea based ops? ..............return...signal fading.........

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