Katie Holmes Makes Contact with Seacrest

31. Com. Remiac, shall we proceed with Project Global Lobotomy, or continue with our original plans 'silence' rogue Sub Commander Cruise and Spouse? Can you believe these simple primates misinterpreted our plans and turned them into the video game 'Destroy All Humans'? To serve man!

Posted at 1:48PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Lt. Smelcrak

32. To Lt. Smelkcrak,

Glad to hear from you and that you survived the Great Zorboneez Conflict.

Proceed with Project Global Lobotomy. Be sure to consult your Xemunic manual for instructions on how to maximize the magnetic effects of the Klingons stuck to the Rings of Uranus.

That is all.

Posted at 2:03PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Comader Remlac

33. Com. Remiac.........jamming signals............hard to complete mission......TMZ channel still open.........arm dolphins for sea based ops? ..............return...signal fading.........

Posted at 2:05PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Lt. Smelcrak

34. Affirmative.....Dingleberry troopers from Uranus advancing............confirm black bag reprogram of Sub Com. Cruise? Hail Xenu!

Posted at 2:10PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Lt. Smelcrak

35. Lt. Smelcrak,

Switch to clear channel 3727 on asmuth 33.456.

Units Tom and Katie are waiting for your instructions there.

Please let them know that Project Global Lobotomy that began with them is to go into full swing.

Tell them to watch their Klingons!

That is all.

Posted at 2:17PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Commander Remlac

36. OMG, the comments are hysterical!!! Keep it up!!!

Posted at 2:29PM on Jan 19th 2008 by me

37. They scare me-too wierd and what are they hiding.She seems like a Zoombie

Posted at 2:34PM on Jan 19th 2008 by HH Harry

38. What is this 'jealous" of which you speak?

Unit Katie's family is comprised of a squence of well-timed, interplanetary squirts and globs, as are all of us from out here.

I fear Lt. Smelcrak may have met his untimely demise on the Hills Of Hemorrhoid.

Units Tom and Katie are on their own.

Posted at 2:42PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Commander Remlac

39. Katie used to be so sweet. Now she is brainwashed by that midget.......

Posted at 5:14PM on Jan 19th 2008 by dharma

40. now, this lot of weenies are fair game.. tom cruise and stepford wife... how did nicole ever love that man?. it must have been when he wasnt so controlling.. i still cant get how he went out with that spanish hotty too?. she must have been very strong to resist all that scientology crap. i think tom needed to find someone who would embrace his cult the way he does.. i think the scientologists believe that they can control the world.. can you imagine tom cruise has a scientology presidential candidate?? public wise, after this video, its going to be downhill for cruise control .... a cult, is a cult is a cult...

Posted at 2:57PM on Jan 19th 2008 by noyankhere

41. RYAN SEACREST BE CAREFUL THAT KATIE HOLMES CRUISE DOES NOT GET U INVOLVED IN SCIENTOLOGY... THEY ARE BOTH SCIENTOLOGY WHACKOS.....

YOU ARE SO GOOD WITH YOUR SHOWS AND STICK TO IT......

JUST BE CAREFUL WITH THE CRUISE FAMILY ESPECIALLY (TOM) AND NOW WHO COMES ACROSS TO YOU NOW KATIE...WHAT IS SHE UP TOO NOW??????????????????????? SCIENTOLOGY.....

I WONDER SOMETIMES IF THEY ARE NOT BOTH PAID BY HAVING COUPLES GET INVOLVED WITH THEIR SCIENTOLOGY?????? I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW.....

WHOEVER CAN RESPOND TO THIS,,, I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW....

TOM CRUISE KNOWS HOW TO GET KATIE TO GET PEOPLE INVOLVED.,..THE BECKMAN'S..???? POSSIBLY ... KATIE DOES EVERYTHING THAT HER HUSBAND TOM CRUISE ASKED TO BE DONE.,.. AND I WONDER SOMETIMES IF SHE DOES NOT SUCEED... WHAT HAPPENS AT HOME.....

Posted at 8:44PM on Jan 19th 2008 by shirlina

42. KATIE HAS LOST HER SELF -ESTEEM BECAUSE OF HER JERK HUSBAND... SHE HAS NO SAY SO OF ANYTHING,.. NOW SHE KNOW BECAUSE HER PARENTS WAS AGAINST THE MARRIAGE COMPLETELY... SHE WILL SEE FOR HERSELF AND GET FED UP... SHE TALKS ABOUT HAVING KIDS... BUT WHEN SHE DOES, SHE PUTS HER HEAD DOWN SO SHE IS A COMPLETE ***************** L I E R ***********************............... IS SURI REALLY THEIR DAUGHTER,???????????????? TOM CRUISE SAID THAT HE WOULD DO EVERYTHING SUCH AS *********DNA ********* TO PROVE TO EVERYONE THAT SURI IS THEIR KID... BUT SCIENTOLOGY IS AGAINST ALL THIS DNA PROGRAM... HE MIGHT DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL IN A HIDING PLACE.....

Posted at 8:44PM on Jan 19th 2008 by shirlina

43. Lost in Texas # 17,

I agree with you 100%. I don't like Scientology, but Katie Holmes is a full grown woman who has made her choice of husband and lifestyle. She seems to be a very caring and attentative to her daughter and very devoted to her husband. What's wrong with this? Because someone has beliefs you don't share. This is a free country, they can beleive what they want. I think Katie carries herself as a very sophisticated, classy stylish woman. You said she is the same age as Britney. I never thought of that, but a very interesting comparison. Ha! No comparison . Katie is head and shoulders above Britney. Stop bashing this woman everyone. She has nothing wrong, and just about everything right.

Posted at 3:02PM on Jan 19th 2008 by gentle one

44. Com. Remiac, last transmission........situation compromised! Negative! Negative! Dingleberry shock troops have cut off Klingons into the great swirl. Few hang on! Local FCC and SETI have disrupted subspace string Planck length to a factor of 10 to -55 disrupting boson and fermion particles. I shall release T/K series 12-17 from carbonite! ......Must continue fight! Over and out. For Xenu!

Posted at 3:04PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Lt. Smelcrak

45. Ahhh "Gentle One". How naive you are. This is just how we wish all Earthlings were.

Please try to spread your ideology among those like you.

It will make our job much, much easier.

That is all

Posted at 3:07PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Commander Remlac