Katie Holmes Makes Contact with Seacrest

Sonar technicians at KIIS-FM in L.A. discovered an unusual audio communique on Friday from the humanoid bride of ScientoloTom, Katie Holmes. Listen as earthling Ryan Seacrest attempts to decipher the extra-terrestrial stress signal.
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61. Be very careful what you say. The all-seeing Tom will become upset. He will put his mojo trance on you. You will become a willing slave to the great L.R.H.

Posted at 6:51PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Rasputin

62. I cannot believe Katie is so brainwashed. OMG noone even knew of the poor girl til she married Tom Cruise seriously!!
She looks so incredibly ridiculous someday she will look back and see it. Tom never stays with anyone.
He found some young unknown and brainwashed her the way she talks is even so unatural and the ppl taht take up for her Jada Pinkett etc are just ones that are as brainwashed out as she is GAG

Posted at 7:01PM on Jan 19th 2008 by So saddddddd

63. Brainwashed by a cult and a freak. Boycott all of them.

Posted at 7:31PM on Jan 19th 2008 by jdéxy

64. hahahahahaha!!!

that was amusing!

Posted at 9:02PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Closet Reader

65. TMZ....What stupidity to make a crappy radio interview into a sound clip that you can't even understand because of the idiotic effects you guys put on it....YOU people are the ones who really made it a wierd, not to mention hard to listen to, sound clip....find something better to work on!

Posted at 7:46PM on Jan 19th 2008 by wonder woman

66. LOL Yah we all want to have someone change every little thing our parents instilled in us our entire lives and start acting like a robot oook! Cults are a dime a dozen and I would never not teach my children about the Lord now THAT is very sad.

Posted at 7:50PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Yh right we are all jealous

67. I RECENTLY WATCHED A SPOT OF TOM CRUISE WITH REGARDS TO SCIENTOLOGY..THAT HYSTERICAL, NASALLY, MOUTH WIDE OPEN PHONY LAUGH DISCUSTS ME..I THINK THIS GUY HAS PROBLEMS..HE IS DEFINITELY UNDER MIND CONTROL, BRAIN WASHED WHEN HE TALKS ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY..HOW ABOUT THE CLIP THAT HE IS SAYING A SCIENTOLOGIST IS DRIVING ALONG AND SEES SOMEONE IN DISTRESS, THEY STOP AND DO WHAT THEY CAN...DAH!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A SCIENTOLOGIST TO HAVE A HEART FOR OTHER HUMAN BEINGS AND STOP TO HELP..HE CAN CONTROL HIS MIND WHEN IT COMES TO HIS FILM MAKING, BUT HE IS OFF THE DEEP END OTHERWISE...IF KATIE HOLMES'S PARENTS ARE NOT CONCERNED ABOUT KATIE AND SURI, THEY SHOULD BE OR THEY ARE BAMBOOZLED BY TOM'S CLOUT, AND MONEY..\

THE GUY IS A LOON AND I SAY HE IS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD TO A BREAK DOWN..AND IF THAT HAPPENS, I HOPE THEY DON'T GIVE HIM ANY DRUGS TO HELP HIM AS HE WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE HIS MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS ON HIS OWN..!! WHEN I THINK OF KATIE I THINK OF THE MOVIE "STEPFORD WIVES."

Posted at 8:03PM on Jan 19th 2008 by baby doll

68. Baby Doll,

I don't know which clip you watched, but the full clip is back up on You Tube. Put Tom Cruise Scientology into their search engine and it is on the first page. It is entitled "uncut 9:34 mins". It is the apparently the full clip and the longest I have seen so far. This is such a strange cult. Tom just rambles on and on in incomplete sentences. I don't hate the guy, I actually feel sorry for him. He seems very sincere in his convictions and really hasn't hurt anyone (except maby Katie, but hey, she's a big girl and she made the decision to get involved with him). It's a shame such extreme devotion couldn't have been channeled towards a more legitimate and truely helpful cause.

Posted at 8:44PM on Jan 19th 2008 by pinky

69. I read where they get 1200.00 for each person they recruit. I'm sure big name recruits probably pays more.

I think that was based on a 15% commission if I remember correctly

Posted at 9:01PM on Jan 19th 2008 by Buckeye Girl

70. how about "seacreat & cruise make contact" oh wait, thats probably been done....

Posted at 9:07PM on Jan 19th 2008 by holy crap!

71. That is by far the most obnoxious clip I have ever heard. It hurts to listen to. Not because of Katie, but because of the annoying noises you added in. Way to go, TMZ!

Posted at 12:23AM on Jan 22nd 2008 by ac310

72. #46 Noyankhere - If you think TomKat represents the typical American than I guess it's ok for me to think of Benny Hill as a fair representation of the typical Brit. Wow Europeans are so superior

Posted at 9:35PM on Jan 19th 2008 by gac

73. I just watched a bunch of different clips on YouTube about Scientology and their brain washing techniques.

Very scary stuff.

I sure hope the government is watching them.

A wacky harmless religion is one thing, but these Scientology people have serious problems.

I'm glad I don't live in Clearwater, Florida where their headquarters is.

Posted at 6:40AM on Jan 20th 2008 by Scientologists Are Scary

74. that was just painful to listen to.

Posted at 10:09AM on Jan 20th 2008 by Sooka

75. Scientology/Dianetics was created by L Ron Hubbard, a man with ties to well known SATANIST Aleister Crowley. Despite the rant by Tom Cruise to Matt Lauer about drugs, medicine, and a healthy life-style, L. Ron Hubbard smoked and mixed his drinking with pill popping. He also had questionable morals when it came to women. This is all substantiated by testimony from not only his ex-wives and his housekeepers, but from his own writings.

Scientology preys on celebrities to get their "message" out because of their high profile in the public eye. They prey on the natural ego of celebrities. Unfortunately, hyper people like Tom Cruise who are searching for answers to life's questions are the perfect target for them. They use that energy for their own purposes. More reserved people like Katie and Tom's ex get sucked in and are forced to go along for the ride. They are put through a process called "auditing" where they are encouraged to open up and keep nothing secret. The "auditor" then writes all this down and the records are kept to blackmail the celebrities later if the need ever arises.

These statements can be backed up by researching L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology, Dianetics, and various other links on Wikipedia.

Another excellant web-site about this is www.xenu.net

Scientology fears knowledge. They don't want people to know about any of this.

Teach yourself with research and spread the truth.
Scientology has a history of harassing, threatening

Posted at 2:09PM on Jan 20th 2008 by The Truth About Scientology

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