Life Lessons with Prince Von Ahole

1/19/2008 3:20 PM PST
Zsa Zsa's crazazy hubby Prince Von Anhalt had a ton of things to talk about when TMZ spotted him outside his home away from home -- the Ivy. The guy has been there nearly every day this week!

The Prince discussed all things Paris, politics and even added a dibble-dabble of porn to the mix. Listening to him makes Britney seem almost normal! Well, not really.