King of the Kibbitzers, Jackie Mason, 76, was not opening at Madame Tussauds, but he was spotted having a bee-yoo-ti-ful lunch in Miami Beach this weekend -- in full face. Have a little something, darling!
Kenahorrah, she looks terrific.
46. 10. My grandma just died and we need to preserve her before she starts to smell. Who is his embalmer?
Posted at 8:10PM on Jan 21st 2008 by snarky
LMAO!!!!!!
Looks like a Halloween mask!!
Posted at 10:41AM on Jan 22nd 2008 by JessBcuz
47. Thanks to Liz/jiminirob/JAmie for your helpful definitions.
Posted at 10:57AM on Jan 22nd 2008 by Stingray
48. A racist bigoted bloviator--simply HI-LARIOUS. Do you people who are his fans actually listen the guy? He's a prick.
Posted at 10:53AM on Jan 22nd 2008 by Michele
49. posters who write FIRST suck
Posted at 11:13AM on Jan 22nd 2008 by posters who write FIRST suck
50. I would like to meet his embalmer, this talented person did a fantastic job with the "forever goop".
Posted at 12:07PM on Jan 22nd 2008 by Ann
51. I've seen corpses with better color.
Posted at 11:18AM on Jan 23rd 2008 by ragu4u
52. Harvey Levin is getting OLDER TOO day by day so lighten up on the Old Greats !
Posted at 3:45PM on Jan 22nd 2008 by stats
53. Mazel Tov, Jackie - with love from an old fan!
Posted at 12:44PM on Jan 22nd 2008 by Yucko
54. thanks for the explanation, JAmie! i was always taught that it's bad luck to say something good about someone without a disclaimer, otherwise you bring the evil eye on them. that's how my grandmother always used it, like if someone was doing very well, kenahora something should happen to them. or if you are speculating about bad luck befalling someone, or what to do in case of tragedy- she said it then too. at least I think that's how she said it, it was my great-grandma and she died years ago. it's sad that people don't use yiddish much anymore. i know hardly any words, myself. but when I watch the Pats or the Sox playl, I wouldn't dream of saying they're going to win for sure until the game is over, otherwise it's horrible luck. and when my friends say things like, 'if something were to happen to me', without even thinking I automatically say god forbid. some superstitions live on, even when the language is lost.
Posted at 12:50PM on Jan 22nd 2008 by samkat
55. He looks like an old Jewish woman.
Posted at 1:38PM on Jan 22nd 2008 by that's my story
56. Holy Shemoly - ask for your money back. Oy vey. There is some really, really uneccesary surgery.
Posted at 2:20PM on Jan 22nd 2008 by bored at work
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