Requiem for a Tennis Ball

The small, fuzzy, yellow sphere pictured here was permanently maimed and ultimately sacrificed after this head-on collision with Serena Williams' tennis racket.

It is survived by its identical siblings, all of whom face the similar fate of being assaulted during this year's Australian Open -- by Serena's guns.

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61. she just lost, so who cares

Posted at 10:47PM on Jan 21st 2008 by mamama

62. Guess you all haven't heard ... Serena is OUT!!! That's right, my fave player Jelena just took her out in two sets. But as usual, Serena will an excuse!

Posted at 10:49PM on Jan 21st 2008 by carrieanne

63. The GIANTS could use this behemoth as another blocking back! Seriously ... state fact. Look at the size and muscle definition of this "chick." It would be like an NFL lineman taking on a high school kid! Love the constant screams on court, too. Nice.

Posted at 10:48PM on Jan 21st 2008 by YUCK! SheBeHuge!

64. Yes she did lose 6-3 6-4 but she did her best.She seemed to be distracted.

Posted at 10:51PM on Jan 21st 2008 by aussie girl

65. she's a professional athlete, she's supposed to be fit. anyone who doesn't understand this obviously never was a part of any sort of competitive athletic program.

Posted at 11:07PM on Jan 21st 2008 by Story of the Year

66. WHERE IS ROCCO????????? EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT ANGIE JOLIE NOT BEING SEEN WITH HER DAUGHTER BUT WHAT ABOUT ROCCO??? WHY IS MADONNA NOT SHOWING HIM TO US??

THESE PEOPLE PISS ME OFF BECAUSE THEY THROW ADOPTIVE KIDS IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA BUT NOT THEIR OWN ~!!!!

WHERES ROCCO?!!!!! ITS OK FOR MADONNA TO THROW DAVID IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA BUT NOT ROCCO??NOT FAIR

Posted at 11:48PM on Jan 21st 2008 by WWW.BORING.COM

67. I see a champion in her no question. Its the most a winner can ever be, the rest of you strive to be winners and use Serena as your role model. I should add that most times people who see negativity in the most light suffer enormours amount of low self esteem there fore we should up hold the greatest of this beautiful and taleted individual.

Posted at 11:43PM on Jan 21st 2008 by Richard

68. where is rocco??anyone???

we all know angies daughter is safe but what about rocco?????

Posted at 11:55PM on Jan 21st 2008 by WWW.BORING.COM

69. rocco is hiding from you ..you dumb ass

Posted at 11:53PM on Jan 21st 2008 by abc

70. i finally got an answer!!!!


but wheres is rocco?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey abc....i bet you cant finish your abc's

Posted at 11:54PM on Jan 21st 2008 by WWW.BORING.COM

71. she is a great example of hard work and over coming living in compton!!!!!!!!!
i was sad when she got elliminated but venus is still there

Posted at 12:03AM on Jan 22nd 2008 by tony

72. She's a lard ass, you can't play good tennis when you keep getting fatter & fatter. Look at her on television. I'm amazed she can play as well as she does with the inners thighs beginning to weld together and a butt like a Hippopotamus!!!!!

Posted at 1:04AM on Jan 22nd 2008 by Satchmo

73. George Mitchell needs to investigate women's tennis.

Posted at 3:19PM on Jan 22nd 2008 by Highlander

74. Serena is so frikking hot to me, more so sweatty and salty. yumm

Posted at 12:43AM on Jan 22nd 2008 by ya mama

75. I think the point is: HGH can make you a champion, too!

Posted at 1:00AM on Jan 22nd 2008 by Brinkman

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