Britney's Bipolar Treatment Plan

16. Her family THINKS she has a bi-polar disorder. This woman hasn't sat still long enough for ANYBODY to diagnose her - though I'm sure the shrinks will be more than happy to find Something given enough time. I'm voting for a full frontal lobotomy as the prescribed course of treatment.

Posted at 7:54PM on Jan 23rd 2008 by Junebug

17. Koo-koo, koo-koo for Coco-puffs!!! She needs to GO AWAY!!!

Posted at 7:53PM on Jan 23rd 2008 by Some Peeps are losers

18. Seriously, who cares? She needs to just move far far away so that none of us have to read about her anymore- seeing as you guys are always going to follow her for no apparent reason. I feel for her kids!! She is a freaking mess.

Posted at 7:57PM on Jan 23rd 2008 by JA

19. Why does TMZ keep saying "some sort of bipolar disorder" It either is, or it isn't

Posted at 7:55PM on Jan 23rd 2008 by bb

20. That's ridiculous. She's not going to go for that, why? I don't know, it's ridiculous, all she has to do is go for a couple of hours, pick up some medication..and that's pretty much it. I have a friend who's bi-polar, she's on lithium and everything is just peachy for her now. I don't know what the deal is with not wanting to admit when you have a problem or need help, I mean we all already know anyways.

Posted at 7:55PM on Jan 23rd 2008 by w

21. RUN BRIT BRIT! RUN RUN RUN!!! THEY'RE TRYING TO TURN YOU INTO A STEPFORD WIFE!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:58PM on Jan 23rd 2008 by Breezy

22. I heard that her clinical diagnosis is "Nucking Futs"

Posted at 7:56PM on Jan 23rd 2008 by dickie roberts

23. So much of a waste of time! What drama! Let's just do this thing!

Posted at 7:57PM on Jan 23rd 2008 by Grim Reaper

24. #16 florida

No. She's too busy running to Starbucks et al. She hasn't the patience for this stuff, and besides - she already thinks she's hot.

Posted at 7:57PM on Jan 23rd 2008 by Ken95

25. Can anyone say "Enablers" ?OMG -I wont say anything more ,

Posted at 7:59PM on Jan 23rd 2008 by Team Kevin ,Sean and Jayden James !!!

26. "Some kind of bipolar disorder?" You mean unipolar, or mixed? That article sounds really stupid the way it is written. And who cares anyway? Brit doesn't care if she's ill, so why should we ??

Posted at 7:58PM on Jan 23rd 2008 by Julie

27.

A five year-old could draw these conclusions! And why does TMZ keep repeating the same thing? All you are talking about is a normal visit to a therapist to be evaluated. This is not "creative" at all. It is the normal course of action for most people who agree to get help. By the way, no one suffers from "some sort" of bipolar disorder: You are either bipolar or you are not.

What TMZ has posted in this article would be appropriate material for "Duh Magazine."

Posted at 8:03PM on Jan 23rd 2008 by Duh

28. Britney's 12-step outpatient plan.
- Step 1 - ditch Adnan
- Step 2 - remove weave and wash hair and body daily
- Step 3 - wear clothes covering entire body
- Step 4 - replace Sam and "assistant" with professional management
- Step 5 - get car license and have assistants run what are simply errands without being in car
- Step 6 - take out restraining order against all paps forcing them to maintain a distance of 100yds
- Step 7 - hire body guards to enforce restraining order
- Step 8 - do not smile or talk to paps, or in any way engage with them or acknowledge their existance
- Step 9 - show up for all court appearances, properly dressed, and behave in a respectful fashion
- Step 10 - carefully follow all professionally advised diet, medication and exercise routines
- Step 11 - resume parenting classes and upon receiving visitation rights, properly prepare and focus on the activities and needs of your children
- Step 12 - forgive Kevin, Mom and Dad for the pain they've caused you

You're welcome Brit. Just drop the check in the mail.

Posted at 8:02PM on Jan 23rd 2008 by blablabla

29. To bad she's not Bi- Sexual.

Posted at 9:03AM on Jan 24th 2008 by Joey1

30. Here, I'll tell you right now:
"IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN".

Posted at 8:02PM on Jan 23rd 2008 by FABIO