Train Wrecks
Paris Hilton -- Karaoke Challenged

Paris Hilton has Bette Davis' eyes -- and apparently her voice too.


Mess Hilton was at Sundance on Sunday, torturing attendees with her vocal stylings at a private party. First the world had to endure her album, now she's back to throw salt on the wounds!



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61. If that doesn't prove her CD had doctored vocals, nothing will!

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"The next best thing to being there!"

Posted at 8:54PM on Jan 24th 2008 by hannahmontanaconcert.net

62. i am in the music store biz and have met thousands of people in bands, and here's a little secrect folks... **most of them don't sing that well** i personally dislike the style of most female singers, way too often they overdo songs. as an example when they hit high notes and hold them too long, or when they turn a 3 minute song into a 6 minute song to just show off. i admit i'm no great singer, i think my voice is nasel and off key, and yet people often tell me they have heard worse. the fact is people like to sing and go out and do it because they want to, and they like it. many even get paid a little bit for it, and some get paid a lot. there is a well known band from iowa, one of them is/was from my town, at least thats what one of the local cops told me 5 years ago. this is just my opinion, but i can't stand their noise and would rather listen to paris sing karaokee. even if she is maiming that song, at least i like that song compared to crank rage metal played by slipknot. i never did get the idea of what karaokee was about till a friend of mine who sings worse than paris talked me into going and watching him. then i realized its was for his enjoyment. karaoke is a chance for anyone to get up there and give it a shot. the difference for paris is that everybody has heard of her and gets to make fun of her online. i'm impressed because she has the nerve to do it anyway. hey paris call me, i'll help you learn how to do new wave and punk rock the right way!

Posted at 9:07PM on Jan 24th 2008 by bobby ozone

63. Paris haters eat dumn flakes for breakfast.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 9:19PM on Jan 24th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

64. I am in the music business, too Here's my advice to Paris: Just do pornos, and PLEASE stop 'singng.'

Posted at 9:21PM on Jan 24th 2008 by Hollywood Hayseed

65. bobby ozone:

working in a music "store" does NOT make you an expert on what goes on behind the scenes with the artists.
you just stand behind a counter and sell the product.

i have worked for major record labels for 20 years, and i can tell you that most artists CAN sing and DO have talent.

fakes like britney spears and paris hilton can NOT sing. their crap is created in stuios on computers.

real singers like amy winehouse and christina a. CAN sing without any help of a mixing board.

your comments are misleading.

Posted at 9:34PM on Jan 24th 2008 by her dogs are howling

66. why does anyone waste there time with her. She has not talent. She has money and that makes her star? If this girl came from a middle class upbringing and came to hollywood....do you think she would make it?

Posted at 9:42PM on Jan 24th 2008 by goodlord

67. #66, her dogs are howling: are they howling because of her singing or howling in their death throes, dying of dehydration in her closet.?

Posted at 9:43PM on Jan 24th 2008 by Sick of her

68. I could belch that song better than she sings it.....

Posted at 10:28PM on Jan 24th 2008 by whatever

69. Just a porno whore nobody

Posted at 11:44PM on Jan 24th 2008 by The Fat Man Sings

70. #68 - Sick of her:

i was refering to her GIGANTIC CANOE-SIZED FEET.

but your 3 guesses were really good, too !

Posted at 11:49PM on Jan 24th 2008 by her dogs are howling

71. Paris STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG she is nothing but a skanky trifling sperm bank. It is utterly AMAZING what jail can do to a person the 1st month or so that they are out. Back then Paris was all over the news, larry king, etc promising to help this country and that, and single moms, etc. Here it is a few months later and its alllllllllll forgotten. I guess shes going to use the Britney excuse, and that it was her other personality that was talking all that boo boo.
I think her grandfather giving his money to charity instead of this ungrateful spoiled bitch was the best news of 07.

Also, isn't she still on probation or anything??? I always thought some of the terms of probation was no alcohol, no bars, clubs, etc., and people were usually given a curfew. I guess money does buy some things.
Someone do us all a favor and lock this bitch up again.

Posted at 12:31AM on Jan 25th 2008 by lizard

72. The end of "Old Yeller" comes to mind...

Posted at 12:57AM on Jan 25th 2008 by TheTruthBeToldAnOnLineNameAintWorthFightingOver

73. Paris is trying to improve the world; one party at a time.

Posted at 6:33AM on Jan 25th 2008 by Alfred E. Newman's little dog

74. My mother always use to say “if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all". Well in this case mom.... You were definitely wrong.

Posted at 7:00AM on Jan 25th 2008 by Geeezzz

75. Drunk-driving, porn-making, dog-killing, bed-hopping, home-wrecking, troublemaking, two-faced, badly ageing, high-school-dropout felon who can't sing OR dance.

Posted at 7:42AM on Jan 25th 2008 by My Opinion

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