16. You know, seeing that picture of Mary-Kate reminds me how great Marilyn Chambers used to look.

Since Hollywood is so keen on making movie remakes these days, let's see Mary-Kate star in a remake of "The Girl Behind The Green Door". That'd be hot!

Posted at 3:02PM on Jan 25th 2008 by Phony Tony

17. She activated the E.M.S. system. The EMERGENCY MARY-KATE SUX'S SO SHE HAD TO CALL HER LITTLE SECURITY team over. Sure hope it wasn't that little dude from that reality show, because he's probally boozin' it up at MR. CHOW wit tha real police. Chic, you don't got brain's since you tried to eat them up wit your anorexia disorder. Eat a taco, rest for five minutes, then get real. Your man's down and you got everyone callin' everyone else in town.

Posted at 3:03PM on Jan 25th 2008 by Wednesday Adam\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s

18. FIRST

Still cant believe she was called first

Posted at 3:03PM on Jan 25th 2008 by bender

19. ribbit ribbit.

Posted at 3:04PM on Jan 25th 2008 by earthmonkey

20. That's if?! No reference to Michele and Matilda, specifically? This "Lollipop Head" aka huge head on a twig legs needs a lesson in humility and grace. Her statement and lack of PR assistance is obvious.

Posted at 3:05PM on Jan 25th 2008 by Vix

21. Stop giving the massage girl a hard time. People don't always think clearly in situations like this. It was probably obvious he was dead, I mean, he was a dead a while before she even found him. Ya, ideally she should have called 911 immediately, but she knew it was going to be a complete circus and at the time she probably wanted to consult with someone else close to Heath and give others a heads up before all the commotion started. I probably would have done the same thing.

Posted at 3:08PM on Jan 25th 2008 by pumpkin

22. You have to admire anyone who uses 95% of their entire vocabulary in three sentences.

Posted at 3:10PM on Jan 25th 2008 by SmokingJoe

23. Thats nuts, I wonder if they were more than friends?

Posted at 3:10PM on Jan 25th 2008 by bingo

24. That's it?

Posted at 3:15PM on Jan 25th 2008 by Casey

25. Who cares what the ho has to say. Poor Michelle and baby Maltida.

Posted at 3:16PM on Jan 25th 2008 by freedick

26. That's a statement???? If anyone has ever heard this girl give an interview - her speaking skills are lacking to say the least. She constantly says "ummm, you know"? She said this at least 50 times during an interview I saw her on. ridiculous. Buy yourself an education with that money honey.

Posted at 3:16PM on Jan 25th 2008 by webby

27. That was such a lame statement "He was a friend" then the same statement anyone releases when anyone dies.. my thoughts are with the family, how lame. Remember when that one good friend you thought you had in High School wrote, "Have a nice Summer" in your year book? To me her statement says she didn't really care.

Posted at 3:17PM on Jan 25th 2008 by Allen

28. I could care less what this little nitwit has to say. she has hr mouth open like a bird. SQUAWK.

Posted at 3:17PM on Jan 25th 2008 by Josh

29. the homeless guy down the street had more to say than this supposed friend..useless.

Posted at 3:17PM on Jan 25th 2008 by Kari

30. wow....it took four days to come up with this comment? Did Bob Sagat help her with this?
The "Masseuse" was the "go between". That's why she panicked and called Mary "Dark Crystal moppet" Kate.

Posted at 3:18PM on Jan 25th 2008 by Riobaby