Fire the Marketing Firm

1. When will this no talent hack ever go away? She has her porn movie what more do we need? Fly away tramp!!

Posted at 9:04AM on Jan 26th 2008 by Lenn K.

2. First!!!! Thanks to all the little people

Posted at 9:08AM on Jan 26th 2008 by coco luv

3. I don't think people are interested in Paris anymore.

Posted at 9:16AM on Jan 26th 2008 by Julie

4. Have you ever noticed that most of the people who claim to be "first" (which is sad) --anyway, they rarely are first, which is even sadder.

Posted at 9:18AM on Jan 26th 2008 by Steve

5. Money can't buy talent.

Paris should go down to the Valley and make movies doing the one (and only) thing she is very good at: porn.

Posted at 9:21AM on Jan 26th 2008 by Chaz

6. Between the "first" people and the celebrities being touted on this site, it gets more pitiful every day. Celebrity gossip used to be fun with stories of "who was dating whom" or speculating on what someone was going to wear to the Oscars. Now it's bad photos of people chewing, bending over, bleeding into pads, wrinkled skin sticking out of the sides of dresses. That is not entertaining, it's trashy writing and in par with "News of the World". You are losing credibility with many, many people and unless you want this to be your 15 minutes, then I would suggest doing something a little more high brow.

Posted at 9:23AM on Jan 26th 2008 by Pitiful

7. I would do her! Damn I can't! I'm Dead!!!

Posted at 9:24AM on Jan 26th 2008 by Heath Ledger

8. Yeah I'll shell out $10.00 to see Paris 'act' -- NOT! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Posted at 9:26AM on Jan 26th 2008 by Puh-leeze

9. I see Paris,I see France,I see Paris underpants.

Posted at 9:26AM on Jan 26th 2008 by Mik

10. Paris Hilton = GOD! Haters are just jealous of America's Princess!

Haters = FAT losers!

Posted at 2:28PM on Feb 4th 2008 by TEAM PARIS !

11. eww. if i had to drive by this i would throw up.

Posted at 3:45PM on Jan 26th 2008 by Lisa

12. oh, and whoever posted number 9 youre not funny, its pretty creepy that you would 'impersonate' a dead person.

Posted at 3:44PM on Jan 26th 2008 by Lisa

13. #12, the day that I become fat is the day that I run 10 miles instead of 5. I don't "hate" Paris, I just don't see the attraction. She isn't very pretty at all, she's gangly and has no talent to speak of. She is good for maybe modeling because of her spindly, lanky frame. I would NEVER want to look like her, she's pointy and has huge man feet and hands. I will keep my petite frame, size 8 and very curvy, attractive body. I work for a living and take excellent care of my family. I'm not waiting until my womb falls out from disease to start a family. She's a tramp and I really don't want her money. I'm proud of the money I EARN and I didn't have to s.crew someone on screen (translated: lay there like a lump). If that is considered good sex, then I must be richer than Paris in other areas. She is a convicted felon who has served time in jail for having total disregard for the law. What if she would have hit a family and killed someone? You are all phony child posters and the ones who bring up the 'fat' thing are probably disgusted with themselves and projecting it on to others. How many men in Hollywood are overweight with hanging bellies? TOO many and that is revolting.

Posted at 9:39AM on Jan 26th 2008 by TEAM REALITY

14. #12---you are pathetic. Gotta ask, what is there to be jealous of? I don't envy one thing about Paris. I just think she is a skank with no talent, whose 15 minutes are over.

Posted at 9:44AM on Jan 26th 2008 by Laurie

15. I hope that billboard wore a condom...

Posted at 9:52AM on Jan 26th 2008 by chichimarie