1. FIRST! God forbid anyone spend 100+ comments on a normal person!

Posted at 12:37PM on Jan 26th 2008 by Ellis

2. Acetaminophen 1982

Posted at 12:45PM on Jan 26th 2008 by Freaky Friday

3. I doubt the niceness will last.

Posted at 12:51PM on Jan 26th 2008 by Nancy

4. All the wild-sleazy stuff happens privately until she gets caught like the rest of the stars.

Posted at 12:52PM on Jan 26th 2008 by Sillyme

5. HAY SILLYME COM HANG WITH MY HEATHEN ASS, I'LL PUMP YOU FULL OF ADRENALINE AND LEAVE YOU ALL CORRUPTED.

Posted at 1:12PM on Jan 26th 2008 by Robert

6. WHATS WRONG WITH FAM TIME? FAMILY IS THE MOST IMPORTAIN SOCIAL FUNCTION IN LIFE. MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD TELL THIS TO BRITNEY. WHAT CHA THINK?

Posted at 1:14PM on Jan 26th 2008 by Robert

7. THIS

GAL

JUST

KNOWS

HOW

TO

HAVE

A

GOOD

TIME

WITHOUT

HURTING

HERSELF

OR

OTHERS.

JUST

LIKE

ME.

Posted at 1:23PM on Jan 26th 2008 by jennifer2000

8. NORMAL????
She goes to a foreign country and challenges the fishermen in the middle of a slaughter?
Yah, that's real normal.
This gal is a drama queen.
Don't let the calm demeanor fool you.

Posted at 1:23PM on Jan 26th 2008 by Sara Penney

9. I like her....no bizarre behavior other than the whale stunt, no stupid tats, and always a nice smile. And oh sure, I'd LOVE to do the mother/daughter thing here!!

Posted at 1:39PM on Jan 26th 2008 by I Want To Be In Hayden

10. Super nice and polite makes you want to take a Tylenol? That's sad. Maybe we could flash to the photographers laughing at Heath Ledger's coffin being transported from the funeral home again--or Britneys advertising her lack of hygeine one more time. If that doesn't make you want to reach for something I don't know what will...

Posted at 1:45PM on Jan 26th 2008 by annie2

11. oh yeah and her mom is not a "hottie" are you kidding me. she is a dried up fug, thats what hayden will look like in 20 years haha =]

Posted at 2:07PM on Jan 26th 2008 by errr

12. Very beautiful woman. Also very kind.

Posted at 2:13PM on Jan 26th 2008 by Dumbweighter

13. She's a closet cigarette smoker which explains her DWARFISM.

Posted at 2:34PM on Jan 26th 2008 by J.Mix

14. RE: #12 err- Dating a Guy in his thirties is the biggest reason she can enjoy her fame without hurting herself or others. Like most adult Women her age, men her own age scare her. A thirty something year old Guy has a much better chance of exercising the maturity that is required to keep a relationship healthy. On average a mans frontal lobe(the judgement part of the brain) is not fully developed untill late twenties/early thirties. This is medical fact and only debatable by the ignorant.

Posted at 3:02PM on Jan 26th 2008 by Jennifer2000

15. SHE'S A SELF CENTERED BITCH

Posted at 3:03PM on Jan 26th 2008 by jimmy.