Lutfi on Brit Pics -- I Never Took a F**kin' Dime

76. Spears needs a cap in her head, self inflicted of course.

Posted at 7:35AM on Jan 27th 2008 by Izzy

77. 62. ERIF NO EB LLIW ESUOH RUOY

Posted at 1:05AM on Jan 27th 2008 by BloodyMary.com

Are you some kind of friggin freak or nut, what in the hell are you? I looked up Bloody Mary and it linked to some friggin vampire site? Now what's that all about? And, you post here and on the story about Christian Brando. Here, and there, with the same bloody post? Who in the bloody hell do you think you are, Dracula, or are you his bride, eh? My guess is that you are probably some 12 yr old kid, living in Oklahoma City, while you plan your next attack on America... You are a fruitcake, PEU to you, go back to kindergarten and start all over.!!!

Posted at 7:42AM on Jan 27th 2008 by Happy To Be Me

78. Oompa Loopa Doompadee Do
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa loopadee Dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think will come of that
I don't like the look of it

Posted at 7:55AM on Jan 27th 2008 by Oompa Loompa doompety doo

79. OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME
GUM CHEWING'S FINE WHEN IT'S ONCE IN A WHILE
IT STOPS YOU FROM SMOKING AND BRIGHTENS YOUR SMILE
BUT IT'S REPULSIVE, REVOLTING, AND WRONG
CHEWING AND CHEWING ALL DAY LONG
THE WAY THAT A COW DOES
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
GIVEN GOOD MANNERS YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO

Posted at 7:58AM on Jan 27th 2008 by Oompa Loompa doompety doo

80. OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS
EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
DOOMPADEE DOO

Posted at 8:01AM on Jan 27th 2008 by Oompa Loompa doompety doo

81. OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME
WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A GLUT OF BRITNEY
A PAIN IN THE EARS AND AN I.Q. OF THREE
WHY DON'T YOU TRY SIMPLY READING A BOOK
OR COULD YOU JUST NOT BEAR TO LOOK
YOU'LL GET NO
YOU'LL GET NO
YOU'LL GET NO
YOU'LL GET NO
YOU'LL GET NO COMMERCIAL BOOK.
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE
OOMPA
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO

Posted at 8:02AM on Jan 27th 2008 by Oompa Loompa doompety doo

82. Please someone in L.A. L.A. land, remake the Wizerd of Os(ama). Brit could not play the part as she cannot sing and would ruin the play. Brit's multiple personalities could play all four parts. The Drugged Out Dorky. The Brainless Brit ( I done locked mah keys outta mah car again). The Heartless Brit ( I don't need me no munchins). The Cowardly Brit ( I'm sceered, do we have ta see da Evil Judge of da West?)They could search the Golden Brick Road in search of a clue and a contract while being harassed by the Evil Pap Monkeys led by the Evil Adnan- the Head Pap Monkey! They will seek out the Wizard of Osama. A greedy manipulator, wearing a turban and a blood stained chin stripe. Unfortunately, at the end, our anti-heroine Brit discovers that this was all just a combination of a bad drug trip and some insanity thrown in for good measure. The show ends with her in an insane asylum, pantie and braless, wildly clicking her brown boots together as the tie down team comes in! If you steal this story and don't at least give me some credit, I will bring a copy of this blog to court! But someone needs to make this dream come true!

Posted at 8:04AM on Jan 27th 2008 by Oompa Loompa doompety doo

83. Thanks So True! have met a lot of you Americans and think you are real nice people too., maybe if you all stood up and made a stand to have laws changed regarding mental health, it may happen! We did that here thats how this law came into effect. Its effective and patients are followed up when discharged. Dont get me wrong we still have mentally ill walking our streets but the scheduling law makes us all feel safer. I can just so sense this girl is on a downward spiral and unfortunately it is no fault of her own, she is seriously ill and requires appropriate intervention. If i were pap i would not go near her..imagine if she just snaps and pulls a trigger at one of them..i so see doing something deranged like that.

Posted at 10:52PM on Jan 27th 2008 by Heath fan

84. I think Sam is getting a bad rap he is the one that initially tried to get Brit and her mom talking again.

Posted at 9:41AM on Jan 27th 2008 by anonymous

85. Balcony statements.....If you spend enough time on X17... You will see lots of Sam Luft with Britney in almost every photo on X17. He is not really saving a life, he is actually doing to keep Brit going with $$$$ and loathes on Briney's money for free everything down to free hospitality,probably free gas, and a free lightner!....

Posted at 12:56PM on Jan 27th 2008 by Julie G.

86. Mr."Pottymouth"never took a dime but he probably wouldn't refuse a check?, money order? Does Lutfi take Visa? Heck! Even a couple of Ben Franklin's will keep him happy. That's what makes the world go round. He's got her back and she's got his. No one in their right mind would subject themself to the drama (Brit-Brits special world) if there wasn't anything in it for themself. That's just plain human nature, it's that simple. Yes, he will be able to write a book and if he can't read or write, someone can do that for him. His book signing fairs can keep his face in the media so we won't forget him. Maybe Oprah can get him his own talk show. He can submit pictures to the media in the interim- but let's not hope he waits too long before they become worthless. But a man can't live on nothing- of course Britney is compensating him generously. A very touching note about trying to save a life. I am just not sure how qualified he is to do that! Does he have a certificate in saving lives. How many lives has he saved? Does he have references? Just exactly how is it done? You know! Saving a life." Lutfi would never print a lie but aren't we playing games with semantics here? It's the publisher of these magazines that do it. Yes Lutfi- the truth (not your definition of it) will set you free.

Posted at 4:53PM on Jan 27th 2008 by Penelope

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Filter > Video > De-Interlace
nothing is more annoying in a video framegrab than the comb. trust me, you'll look less like amateurs.

There are better de-interlacing filters out there, but this one is simple, easy and is built into Photoshop.
It's there for a reason, so use it.

Posted at 7:47PM on Jan 27th 2008 by Jack Frost

88. there is things about her on hotmails.and its from 3 or 4 psychoanalyst(dr.smaller and dr.saltz) said bipolar was one of the hards to diadnosisand, and paps and others are the ones that has done this...and are completely wrong and are hurting her more,i dont care for her anymore, but i fill so sad for the little boys....k-fed has a nanny careing for them...all the 2 year old knows is his mom is gone,no matter, what the count should let them see there mom,she can be watched at all times,its the kids that they are hurting,in trying to make her pay,its the kids there hurting....and her behavior is getting worse and worse,she has turned to the paps,i remember when try went to count against her and will stab her in the back at anytime.....she is a women who has always got her way,and dont no what to do now that she cant...and i no she has brought it on herself,but if the court and k-fed wanted what was best for the kid they would let the kids see there mom...like i said they could get a professional to watch them.but even if they say its best for the kids,its not....all there dad wants is money and the more he gets the more the lawyer gets

Posted at 8:57PM on Jan 27th 2008 by sls

89. I believe this is all britneys fault that her pictures got out
www.mybritneyspearsfanclub.com

Posted at 12:32AM on Jan 28th 2008 by britney

90. I think This is getting out of hand cuase she is a celeb. we have to be all in her biuss. i think brit likes the attention but you know what brit pay attention 2 ur kids u ass i dont here no one begging her to get her crap together for those kids if this is how people r trying to save her they would tell her ur kids need there mom and she is giving a very bad example i think brit is just bugging becuase hellooooooooo she has been in this industry for so many years that maybe she is starting to feel like her acting life is her reality or maybe the bitch is just bipolar. get something knew 2 talk about brit is boring but its sad to think that everone forgottheres 2 precious little boys who need there sane mother back not old crazy britney they need mommy. im a mother and its sad that no one is saying please brit get sane for ur boys not for ur fans

Posted at 9:21AM on Jan 28th 2008 by nchazeleyes