Paris Can't Handle a Big Load

16. If I'm not mistaken, Paris has handled more than her share of big loads. Just ask any of her boy-toys.

God, that was too easy.

Posted at 8:49PM on Jan 29th 2008 by Jannie Baby

17. Pinkyo #11

Just curious...what's with all the references to "puppy killer?" Is this something factual that the authorities and PETA should be made aware of?

Posted at 4:46PM on Jan 29th 2008 by Concerned parent

18. MAY COST ME MY JOB BUT THAT BITCH WOULD BE LEFT CARRYING HER OWN BAG'S IF SHE EVER COME MY WAY

Posted at 5:14PM on Jan 29th 2008 by YEAH, RIGHT

19. hey tmz...check into that halfway house or whatever she was supposed to start up

i'd loooooove to know what she's doing to better the world

Posted at 5:24PM on Jan 29th 2008 by Iowa Girl

20. #16 concerned parent

go to E! online and read ted casablancas "blind vice" from a few weeks back

it's so easy to know it's her.

Posted at 5:26PM on Jan 29th 2008 by Iowa Girl

21. SHE SURE HAS GOTTEN SOOOO UGLY!!!!!! SHE USED TO BE PRETTY.... WHAT HAPPENED, DADDY'S MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU A NEW FACE.. YOUR SISTER USED TO BE THE UGLY ONE, NOW YOU ARE.

Posted at 5:35PM on Jan 29th 2008 by FROM ME

22. I don't blame her.....if I had her money and her looks I would do the same....get over it you jealous losers!

Posted at 6:09PM on Jan 29th 2008 by SamanthaD

23. keep it going girl!

Posted at 6:03PM on Jan 29th 2008 by STEHPEN di MILLVALLEY

24. I love the "jealousy angle.

So much about P.'s wealth and "beauty",
Yet still nothing to say of her character...

Posted at 6:20PM on Jan 29th 2008 by Luis

25. she cant handle a big load???? no one seen her videos?

Posted at 6:36PM on Jan 29th 2008 by RoughDaddy

26. PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981
YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF AQUARIUS
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE´
QUEEN OF OUR ETERNAL BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
( THE CASTLE THAT FLIES WE BUILD TOGETHER FOR OUR ETERNAL LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I KING CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980 OF YOU ETERNAL LOVE WANT TO KISS YOU QUEEN PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE IT IS POSSIBLE IN THE CASTLE THAT FLIES MY LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted at 7:01PM on Jan 29th 2008 by CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980

27. Hmmm TSA with preferential treatment. I went through the airport last night and had to virtually strip down. She didn't have to take off shoes, sunglasses or hat.
Bitch!

Posted at 7:03PM on Jan 29th 2008 by ron

28. Yes, CONTINO,

She loves you, too...
Only You...
NO ONE ELSE BUT YOU,

Okay, folks, step back and let CONTINO do our dirty work...

Posted at 7:28PM on Jan 29th 2008 by TheTruthBeToldAnOnLineNameAintWorthFightingOver

29. I am so tired of preferential treatment for these types of "celebrities." I thought you were only allowed to purchase from duty free when traveling OUT of the U.S. Why does she get to clean up just going from L.A. to N.Y.?

Posted at 12:29AM on Jan 30th 2008 by What is SHE famous?

30. Geez, her fans are the most shallow and bizarre losers out there. Talk about jealous whackos. No wonder Hilton has an 80% disapproval rating.

Posted at 7:31AM on Jan 30th 2008 by Concerned parent