Chaos Inside UCLA

376. THE PRESDENT DOES'NT GET THAT MUCH "ASSISTANCE" WHEN HE TRAVELS. HATE TO SEE THE BILL FOR THAT ESCORT.

Posted at 5:51PM on Jan 31st 2008 by dede

377. OOOhh that smell!!!! Can you imagine being with her in her NEW car for an hour- EWW!

#359 --- you're right about the Michael Jackson similarity. Next her nose will be falling off too

Posted at 5:55PM on Jan 31st 2008 by Trumpetloud

378. I wonder if her mother sleeping with Kevin is why she finally divorced Kevin. It was obvious there were way more reasons prior to her mother sleeping with him and she dealt with them all and never divorced him. But this was the final straw....she not only had to deal with her pathetic/bum/taking her for her money only... husband but her mother doing that too! Is no wonder the girl has gone crazy! I hope she comes back with her head straight - remove all her pathetic, so called friends she hangs out with from her life. Stops all funds to her mom and takes her kids back from Kevin. Without her money kevin is nothing but a piss of %$&^^. Constant comments from him saying he wants her to get better but he don't. If she gets better his money stops. He probably is black mailing her mom too.....to be on his side on this or he will tell everyone what a slut she is and how she betrayed her daughter.

Posted at 5:58PM on Jan 31st 2008 by justmeagain

379. What is her problem? GROW UP AND BE A MOTHER. I think all of our tax paying dollars could be use to do some good for other people than have a personal escort to the hospital for help she will never follow through with. Could you image what her kids are going to say about her once they get older and read all this. She likes the attention and everyone is giving it to her. I am so glad my daughter out grew Britney Spears, she is no role mole I want any kid to look up even her own. She is not like some of our population that can not afford to go to the doctors and get help. She can but refuses unless it gets her on the front page again. I GUESS NEGATIVE PRESS IS BETTER THAN NO PRESS!!

Posted at 6:01PM on Jan 31st 2008 by Roe

380. There are clearly 2 boxes of Correctol in the bag. 2 boxes containing 90 pills each. You can see the bag better on x17. No one needs to buy 180 laxative pills. Remember Karen Carpenter, she died of anorexia and laxative abuse. Her heart just stopped.

Posted at 6:02PM on Jan 31st 2008 by ayla of no people

381.
Yes, he is back. The illustrious Einstein returns with his latest thoughts on current news events.

Read as Einstein postulates on Britney's bowel movement disorder:

As Einstein,.PhD, puts it, "there may be some beneficial effects associated with oligosaccharide consumption. Because of their growth-promoting effect on bifidobacteria, the oligosaccharides might promote the health of the colon, increase longevity and decrease colon cancer risk."This observation totally ignores research showing that the trypsin inhibitors present in soybeans adversely affect gut flora and allow more pathogenic strains to establish in the intestine and confuses the nasty oligosaccharides in soy with another type of oligosaccharides known as the fructooligo-saccharides consumers have used effectively to feed friendly bacteria and promote gastrointestinal health. Despite considerable evidence to the contrary, Einstein would prefer to believe that since soy is a good thing, then the soy constituents help feed good (never bad) bacteria and produce only the finest, healthiest gas. Ms Spears problem is not so much with irregular bowel movements, but with a much deeper and more troubling dilemma is her need to pass gas, known in the health care field as flatus. Ms. Spears need to pass gas allows her to clear her internal organs (ie her brain) and rid herself of the toxic fumes that engulfs her in her car as she spends so much time driving around with windows rolled up. I believe she is suffering from post traumatic fart syndome.

Posted at 6:03PM on Jan 31st 2008 by Wayne Newtn

382. Harvey -- have some class -- medical conditions in this country are private. How would you like it if you were admitted into a medical facility and your condition was given out -- for money. Is money that important to you?

Posted at 6:25PM on Jan 31st 2008 by Eric

383. OK a stimulant was prescribed to B-I paler pas hint?
What is wrong with this pic?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted at 6:11PM on Jan 31st 2008 by Spamhotmail

384. Get well Brit. And, get the hell out of LA before the stalkarazzi push you into the grave.

Go into seclusion for at least six months, work on getting well, and most of all work on recognizing the codependents and enablers all around you in LA.

Do as Anna Nicole Smith did...go to an Island where they have strict laws about the stalkarazzi, until you do Brit, you haven't a chance of getting better. The stalkarazzi will make sure you don't!

Posted at 6:05PM on Jan 31st 2008 by appauled by the stalkarazzi

385. What the hell is wrong with her?!
She needs to get a grip and fast or she will lose her kids for good.
Hope she is okay :)
- Renee

Posted at 7:10PM on Jan 31st 2008 by ReneeBullard

386. Well that explains it--Shes not BIPOLAR--shes addicted to ADDERALL--the signs are there people!!!
she probably got hooked when hanging out with Paris|!!
They all probably know shes addicted to adderall and started this whole bipolar thing as a cover up because they didnt want everyone to believe she is just another celeb with a drug addiction.

Posted at 6:11PM on Jan 31st 2008 by me

387. okay everybody, those without compassion need some, those without understanding need some, those who don't know the Lord, need him a lot more than they realize b/c they are just plain lost in this world without Him.

now, people make bad choices and mistakes, it is a growing process us humans go through, called LIFE. some are strong and some are weak. the strong wicked or just plain ole wicked will devour a weak nice person in a second, it happens all the time on all levels of society.

have some of you listen to and or seen the video britney did "Someday" (I Will Understand). this is britney to me.

i believe this all has happened to her for a reason. i am prayerfully hopeful she will get the medical/thearpy help she needs to fullyl recover and support from caring people, loving, and understanding people. i am thankful she at this point is alive and has a chance for a second chance (and more if needed, some of us do), to be with and watch her sons grow up, would love to see/hear her sing gospel music too, not only pop type music, a chance to reconnect with herself again and family and society and become a mature responsible adult and to be concerned about others in a constructive way. a chance to get away from the evil that has surrounded her while in her state of mind.

i am prayerfully hopeful k-feds attorneys, and the judge will be compassionate and not financially take advantage of her right now too and realize how much denying her visitations with her sons has truly cost her already ( but sadly, that alone may be the very thing that has also helped save her life, because i believe that loosing all visitation with her boys (even though phone calls were eventually allowed) was the straw that finally broke her.

i thank God her parents reunited for the effort to save their daughter. i pray God will help jamie lynn, learn (and others) a vauable lesson from all this and will be the wiser and stronger for it and will be able to enjoy their great sister relationship again.

while many may think she has been acting ( really she has been trying to pretend everything is okay and that she is tough and everything has not been bothering her, while deep down inside it has been killing her . )

Her life has unfolded for all of us to see. take a good hard look. someday, we will all understand in God's own plan.

Posted at 6:16PM on Jan 31st 2008 by redbird

388. Just found out........ she checked in as I.M. Craazzy

Posted at 6:18PM on Jan 31st 2008 by milo

389. hey eric~~~no one would give a damn about harvey levin if he was ill, or better yet dead. there'd be no $$ to make.

Posted at 6:33PM on Jan 31st 2008 by bb

390. No.366, thanks for the brillant post. Now go write a theory on relativity or something. As for Britney, she is pathetic, we are pathetic, they are pathetic. The whole damn planet is pathetic. She is just one of the more glaring examples. It's alot more fun and much easier to keep track of her nonsense than learn or care about anything that might actually matter though, so GO BRITNEY.....AND THANKS FOR ALL THE LAUGHS.......

Posted at 6:34PM on Jan 31st 2008 by mjw