Seriously Desperate for Eva's Autograph

Britney is getting nearly everyone's sympathy today, but we found a guy in New York who unquestionably deserves it.


TMZ was around for Eva Longoria's appearance at "Regis and Kelly" today, where we met this guy who was aching for the Eva Longoria's John Hancock, even bringing along white index cards expressly for the purpose.

Later, the range-of-motion-challenged fella dropped his pen -- and a TMZ reporter snapped it up. But did he get the autograph? Watch and find out.

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16. not sure why people think Eva Langoria is a beauty, she is not even a good actriss, she is small, big teet, all made man body, full of silicone, I wonder,

Posted at 6:07PM on Jan 31st 2008 by Alexis

17. Aww, poor guy. Should have known a snobby biatch like her wouldn't give the guy a stupid autograph even when he was being as polite and courteous as can be. She's an animal killer to boot. Can't stand her.

Posted at 6:05PM on Jan 31st 2008 by Opinionated

18. every time I see Eva Langoria she reminds me of the other non-Latina Mexican, that girl Jessica Alba, what's the problem with all the Mexican actors, once they are famous they prefer to be seen as whites, it seems that they hate theirs Indian haritage. what a pitty.

Posted at 6:06PM on Jan 31st 2008 by Marcy

19. She is a star ,Its funny we made them stars If we didnt do it I think if you want them to give it to you and If they wont You can forget about them ,We made them famous .Like Andy I did like him .But a man asked for him to sign and he said no So he is not a star for anymore ,We can stop all of it,But people think of money .Well God Bless America

Posted at 7:28PM on Jan 31st 2008 by tony thomas

20. To Opinionated: The guy was being as polite and courteous as can be? I wanted to come through the video player and smack him, he sounded like a broken record!! Watch the video a little closer, she did sign his index card. After getting the autograph he was pathetically pleading for (that most likely is already on EBay), and then freaking out about getting his $1 Sharpie back from the person that actually got the autograph for him, while he's begging everyone in a 5 foot radius to pick up his Sharpie, you can see the autograph in the index card in his hand. When the photog asks him whether he got it, he's sliding it into his pocket like a sketchbag while he's telling the guy he didn't get it....Just another person who thinks everyone owes them something, and even when they get it, still want to bitch and act like a victim....Pathetic.

Posted at 6:25PM on Jan 31st 2008 by tinydancer

21. I can't believe you posted this video. Pathetic and sad that you are making fun of a desperate, and potentially unhinged, old man. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Posted at 6:26PM on Jan 31st 2008 by amy madison

22. If for a moment I ever liked this midget, not any more. i can't believe that this poor man is so desperate trying to get an autograph from this midget and she doesn't even bother! What a bitch! To him, don't worry honey, like RoughDaddy say, you don't need her chicken scratch. I really, really hope that nobody goes to see her junk movie. anyhow, i'm sure it will be removed from the theaters after a week, lol. She reallY makes me upset. what is she any ways? wanna be actress? goldigger? mexican? a bitch? ALL OF THE ABOVE?! did I win something? LOL. Ok, that's all, this midget stinks. got to go and please,
NO AUTOGRAPHS! LOL

Posted at 6:34PM on Jan 31st 2008 by justme

23. Don't feel too bad for this old guy. He's a professional autograph hound that is out in front of Regis and Kelly every single day hounding celebrities for autographs. He works every angle possible to make them feel sorry for him. I've even seen him chase cars down the street begging for autographs while banging on actors and actresses windows. He is a complete nuisance who then turns around and sells the autographs. This is not some dumb pathetic old man; he knows exactly what he is doing. Even if he does have a screw or two loose. By the way, is this what passes as celebrity news now? Pathetic!

Posted at 7:16PM on Jan 31st 2008 by Bryan White

24. Did the beotch have a real fur coat on?

Anyway, I don't see what the big fuss is. Her features are not that pretty, kind of has chimp cheeks and chimp mouth. I guess if you are a fan of Planet of the Apes that is good.

Posted at 7:16PM on Jan 31st 2008 by Chihuahua

25. SHE HAS A HORSE MOUTH. LOL

Posted at 7:35PM on Jan 31st 2008 by James

26. I don't think there is a more annoying little D-lister than this little immigrant.




And her French husband that cheats on her. Damn, I hate French people.



Have a great day!

Posted at 7:48PM on Jan 31st 2008 by 561

27. Eva Longoria Parker is very very gorgeous. I can't wait to see her new movie. And somehow I will get Eva Longoria Parker's autograph live-in-person.

Posted at 1:31AM on Feb 1st 2008 by George William Gockel

28. That guy has been doing this for years. A very annoying autograph dealer who spends everyday hanging around NYC hotels, tv shows, etc. hounding people for their autographs. He is disgusting and looks diseased. I wouldnt sign for him. You might catch something.

Posted at 8:01AM on Feb 1st 2008 by sv

29. Bryan is right.. this guy has been collecting autographs for years. I used to see him outside Regis & Kathie Lee in the 90's and he's always out there with his index cards and pen. He is annoyin, but fairly polite. Don't feel too sorry for him, he's got thousands of autographs.

Posted at 8:48AM on Feb 1st 2008 by X-MAN

30. I was the person that was there, Eva did sign this persons index card...he is the only person who did get her autograph, when she got into her car, Eva put down her window, and said " I want to sign for that person" I got the mans card, and his marker, and handed it over to Eva to sign, she did sign it, and when I turned around to give this man his card back he received it back from me SIGNED, and when I reached back for the marker, it was accidently dropped under the vehicle. I tried to tell him he would get it after she drove away. And he did. This person is the ONLY person to get her autograph at this place. She couldn't stay because everybody was crushing in around her and she was planning on signing for everyone... and if you look at the video, she was really afraid for her safty.
Thanks and good luck Eva

Posted at 9:32AM on Feb 1st 2008 by Helping hand

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