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Artie Lange: I F***ed Jake Gyllenhaal's Face

No-holds-barred "Howard Stern Show" sidekick, Artie Lange, let loose some behind-the-scenes information on losing the lead role in "Brokeback Mountain" to Heath Ledger. Too soon? Not for Artie ...


Lange's rant occurred as the swelling comedian and "Madhouse" maestro Jeff Beacher were heading into JET Nightclub in Las Vegas.



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136. Artie your still Hot even thugh your huge!!! Jeff Beacher looks ethipian next to you !!!

Posted at 1:02AM on Feb 4th 2008 by debbie

137. I love Artie!!!

Posted at 6:53PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by susan

138. I want to f**k Arties FAT!

Posted at 6:53PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by susan

139. Beacher is looking good and sexy!! and next to Artie he looks like Brad PIt... lmao

Posted at 6:52PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by susan

140. To the brilliant statistician who posted the comment pasted below:

Yes, the numbers you stated is a sad indication of the ignorance of the readers. According to you, 122 people were offended because they thought they heard someting bad spoken about Heath Ledger. I defy you to cite one negative thing spoken about Heath Ledger in that video. The 122 people's inabiity to comprehend above a 3rd grade level is a glaring indication of the decline of our education system, or at least as it applies to the visitors of this cite. The only reassuring aspect of your post is that even if you cannot comprehend the words that you heard, at least you are halfdecent at counting. I give you a gold star as the smartest moron on the short bus!!!


124. Out of 122 comments made, roughly about 6 defended him. Sorry Artie fans, your boy really stepped in this time.
If this is an example of Artie's humor at it's finest, I'm glad I don't "get" it.
In the end the only real loser here is Artie.

Posted at 5:58PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by PFFFT

Posted at 12:19AM on Feb 4th 2008 by The Voice Of Reason

141. To: The Voice Of Reason
OMG, you ARE so smart! Hurling insults at people and basically calling them stupid just because they have a diffent take on something IS the way to get them to see things the way you do. Wow! You're right. Everyone is ignorant except you. No one can comprehend the spoken word except you. I mean, who cares about compassion for a family in mourning when you've got Artie Lange making jokes about their dead loved one? Gee, now it all makes sense. I can totally understand why you and Artie are on the same wavelength.

Posted at 8:07AM on Feb 4th 2008 by PFFFT

142. you all are asses. he's a comedian he made a joke to vulture paparazzi.
u all have no idea about this guy. why dont u listen to the show then make ur judgements.

Posted at 1:34PM on Feb 4th 2008 by dan

143. artie is the coolest party dude ever!keep rockin!woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:20PM on Feb 4th 2008 by bubba

144. artie rocks!!!!!!

Posted at 4:38PM on Feb 4th 2008 by mary jane

145. keep rockin artie!!!!!!!!!wooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:39PM on Feb 4th 2008 by betty nugs

146. party on!! artie!live it up bro!!!!!

Posted at 4:40PM on Feb 4th 2008 by poopmasterpoop

147. artie knows how to party!!!!!!keep rockin!!

Posted at 4:40PM on Feb 4th 2008 by weester

148. artie knows how to party!!!wooooooooo!!!!party on!!!!!

Posted at 4:41PM on Feb 4th 2008 by gangster

149. keep rockin! artie! you are the funniest!!!!!!

Posted at 4:41PM on Feb 4th 2008 by old girl

150. artie your the best comedian ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:41PM on Feb 4th 2008 by g.money

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