Artie Lange: I F***ed Jake Gyllenhaal's Face

Artie your still Hot even thugh your huge!!! Jeff Beacher looks ethipian next to you !!!

I love Artie!!!

I want to f**k Arties FAT!

Beacher is looking good and sexy!! and next to Artie he looks like Brad PIt... lmao

To the brilliant statistician who posted the comment pasted below:

Yes, the numbers you stated is a sad indication of the ignorance of the readers. According to you, 122 people were offended because they thought they heard someting bad spoken about Heath Ledger. I defy you to cite one negative thing spoken about Heath Ledger in that video. The 122 people's inabiity to comprehend above a 3rd grade level is a glaring indication of the decline of our education system, or at least as it applies to the visitors of this cite. The only reassuring aspect of your post is that even if you cannot comprehend the words that you heard, at least you are halfdecent at counting. I give you a gold star as the smartest moron on the short bus!!!


124. Out of 122 comments made, roughly about 6 defended him. Sorry Artie fans, your boy really stepped in this time.
If this is an example of Artie's humor at it's finest, I'm glad I don't "get" it.
In the end the only real loser here is Artie.

Posted at 5:58PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by PFFFT

To: The Voice Of Reason
OMG, you ARE so smart! Hurling insults at people and basically calling them stupid just because they have a diffent take on something IS the way to get them to see things the way you do. Wow! You're right. Everyone is ignorant except you. No one can comprehend the spoken word except you. I mean, who cares about compassion for a family in mourning when you've got Artie Lange making jokes about their dead loved one? Gee, now it all makes sense. I can totally understand why you and Artie are on the same wavelength.

you all are asses. he's a comedian he made a joke to vulture paparazzi.
u all have no idea about this guy. why dont u listen to the show then make ur judgements.

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artie rocks!!!!!!

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artie knows how to party!!!!!!keep rockin!!

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keep rockin! artie! you are the funniest!!!!!!

artie your the best comedian ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!