Artie Lange: I F***ed Jake Gyllenhaal's Face

16. waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Posted at 3:02PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by Dana

17. I can't believe you even put that on your site...I will not be back for some time...you can consider this a boycott.

Posted at 2:47PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by tom

18. Oh Artie, you are a fat pathetic slob. Artie Lang makes my deadpool list. Either heart attack or choke on his own vomit. Wattaduya think. Have you heard the devil is getting released tonight. Its been 72 hours. Another large bill to the folks of LA county.

Posted at 2:38PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by chas

19. Hey, Artie...what happened to your teef loser.

Posted at 2:30PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by Kelli's brain on drugs

20. fifi

do not link your squinky dink spam to TMZ, mmmmmmmmmmmmkay

Posted at 2:32PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by f u fifi

21. WOW!.......He looks like a Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon.
What A POS
That Bareback Moutain bit was not funny at all

Posted at 2:32PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by smokin-dopin

22. HE HAS A GENEROUS HEART,AND HELPS PEOPLE IN NEED OUT

Posted at 2:32PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by jimmy d

23. 18. HE HAS A GENEROUS HEART,AND HELPS PEOPLE IN NEED OUT

Posted at 2:32PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by jimmy d
I am sure he only helps his fat ass out at the all you can eat buffet. This guy is a total mess

Posted at 4:09PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by mommyof4

24. Thanks for watching my back rd! Bye!

Posted at 2:34PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by Kelli

25. He's a disgusting slob. Clean up, Artie.

Posted at 8:14PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by Erin

26. Wow wtf is up with all these artie haters?

Posted at 2:36PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by bill

27. TMZ you are as sleezy as this pig for printing this trash!!!!! I am going to quit reading the lies you post!!

Posted at 2:39PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by Jean

28. And so it begins, bunch of people that maybe all together saw one Heath Ledger Movie are now starting to act like he was Princess Dianna Reincarnated. This fat guy whoever he is made a few jokes, stop clutching your pearls and get over it. Heath was a moderately successful actor that O.D.'d, he wasn't the first, won't be the last, and should NOT be held up as some kind of roll model.

Posted at 2:42PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by cambel

29. lol, so what kelli you have a #1 fan, people know your sweet ramblings and their crap....

Posted at 2:41PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by RoughDaddy

30. I doubt if any person or thing has ever let this creep close enough to do much of anything. He's pathetic---and desperate for attention.

Posted at 2:49PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by Janet