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Artie Lange: I F***ed Jake Gyllenhaal's Face

No-holds-barred "Howard Stern Show" sidekick, Artie Lange, let loose some behind-the-scenes information on losing the lead role in "Brokeback Mountain" to Heath Ledger. Too soon? Not for Artie ...


Lange's rant occurred as the swelling comedian and "Madhouse" maestro Jeff Beacher were heading into JET Nightclub in Las Vegas.



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91. Looks like a PIG....Walks like a PIG...talks like a PIG..AND works with Howard Stern. Need I continue???

Posted at 9:22PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by Barfffffffffffffff

92. Love this guy.. despite his addictions (and his subsequent dealing with them), he's one funny dude. He ain't for everybody - that's a job for Dane Cook.

Posted at 10:20PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by bababooey

93. Artie is the funniest comedian working today. Check out his Letterman performance this past week if you didn't see it.

Posted at 10:21PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by AJE

94. I WISH SOMEONE WOULD PUT THIS FAT PIG OUT OF MY MISERY !!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:27PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by TRACKER

95. Umm, didn't Artie tell the same stories on his previous Letterman appearance, his current Letterman appearance, on Jimmy Kimmel's show last week and previously on the Howard Stern show? Those stories weren't funny the first time he told them and it sure doesn't get any funnier after the fourth go round.

Posted at 10:54PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by hellohello

96. Human sewage, plain and simple.

Posted at 11:18PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by Not Dr. Phil

97. This is so trashy. It amazes me that you would even air this and let people see this stupid person say bad things about two respectable people. I'm sorry, but this guy is a no talent low-life! To bad you didn't have more Britney news to put in his spot!!!

Posted at 11:51PM on Feb 2nd 2008 by RIP HEATH

98. sad- that anyone could make a joke about his death . you know his family is hurting.

Posted at 2:30PM on Feb 5th 2008 by gloann

99. Um, TMZ how about "some" conscience here? You could have chosen to film the attention whore - - then just delete it while he watched. Watching his...ahem..~career~ disappearing with one click....operative word: IF he had one.
What a pathetic excuse for a human...what did someone earlier say... bottom feeder. He's an insult to slime.

Posted at 12:33AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by SoCal-free-thank God

100. My god people he didn't say anything wrong at all!! I love Artie!! Keep up the good work. People just have so much time on their hands. You guys please pull the underwear out of your butt really slow and Artie please keep the jokes going.

Posted at 12:41AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Kelli

101. He'll be going the way of "Hank the Dwarf" soon enough.

Posted at 12:45AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by meltz11

102. That's pretty funny, actually.

Posted at 2:36PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Trevor

103. ARTIE AND HOWARD STERN ARE SO UNFUNNY!!

A COUPLE OF LOSERS THAT ARE MAKING MONEY OFF THE RETARDS IN OUR SOCIETY!!

ALL THE FARTING JOKES, ASS SLAPPING THE BITCHES, MAKING FUN OF THE MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HANDICAPPED PEOPLE IS REAL FUNNY.. HO, HO, HA, HA,
COUPLE OF IDIOTS!!

Posted at 12:58AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by NUMbnuts

104. #92 BRENT, YOU ARE AN A-HOLE!!

Posted at 1:06AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by NUMbnuts

105. For all those, that say "you wish he will died", should be ashameof your self, you shouldn't wish for someone to died just because he is a loser, fat pig..ect, how the old saying Be careful what you wish for, because it might turn around and someone you love might died.

I may not like him, but I will never say I he should died.

Posted at 1:13AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Tim Hanson

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