Artie Lange: I F***ed Jake Gyllenhaal's Face

106. I think he'll be dead within a year. No one can live with all that fat, booze, heroin and cocaine in the body. It's a shame, I think he's funny, but totaly out of control. Bye-bye, Artie.

Posted at 1:19AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by OooooNoooo

107. WHAT BIG OL FAT MAMALUCH. WASTE OF OXYGEN, BLOT ON MANKIND

Posted at 1:19AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by -

108. Why does this overstuffed pig get any face time on any media outlet? He's not interesting. He's not even as disgusting as many of his peers. He's just vile and absurd. Anyone who believes him deserves the strange and demented life they will begin to adopt as their own after listening to his blather.
The man is a walking virus, at best. Perhaps he's just another Bush infection, another of the many nation sweeping insanities.
But he is to be avoided at all costs.
He is something, when scraped off of cheese, is still not save to be consumed. It still smells like ass and should not be treated as gourmet food. He's toxic.
That's my opioion,
Pruple

Posted at 3:13AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Canno Stan Didt

109. This is news? The TMZ office must be a very boring place of late.

Posted at 3:13AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Sell your TMZ stock--now

110. Wow just when you think the cesspool of society cant burp up another piece of human garbage,we get Arty...

Posted at 6:01PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by FLIPPIN IN WILKES-BARRE

111. Does any one really listen to Howard Stern any more....same schick for the last tewnty years and same sloppy people who are not funny.

Posted at 9:04AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by jajaxs

112. Looks like he's going to explode any minute. What a no talent slob!

Posted at 9:15AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Sir Nigel Buttercrumpett

113. Wow, what is wrong with you people? The first thing Artie says is that it is shame that it happened. He didn't say "I'm glad Heath died so that I can get parts." He was making a joke about the fact that he can get more parts (here is the joke people, he wasn't really auditioning for the same parts, nor will he be auditioning for more parts in the future). Its called sarcasm, at NO POINT in the clip did he make fun of Heath, he was making fun of himself!! Get grip on reality people!!

Posted at 7:42PM on Feb 4th 2008 by SternRules

114. BRING BACK JACKIE THE JOKE MAN!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:35AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by longtimehowardfanbuttoopoortogetsirius

115. #92 brent
You don't get it. It's not about mourning someone we don't know. It's about common decency. No one here knew Heath, but, he does leave behind a family who loved him very much and are mourning him. They don't need someone making tasteless remarks about him just weeks after his passing. It's a terrible thing that they are going through. In this day and age, it is possible that any one of them could accidentally see and hear Artie's tasteless,disrespectful comments. Would Artie want his mother or sister put in that position?
Artie gets upset when Howard makes jokes about his Grandma Caprio and she's still alive. He should know better and he should be ashamed of himself.

Posted at 10:33AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by hellohello

116. CANT RT SCORE HIM SOME TRIMSPA/// HE CAN GET ANNA NICOLE/S LEFTOVERS...AFTER ALL HE'S IN TIGHT WITH HOWARD (K) STERN!!!!!!!!LOL!!!

Posted at 10:35AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by longtimehowardfanbuttoopoortogetsirius

117. WHAT A COMPLETE AHOLE. I HOPE PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF THIS LOSER WHEN HE DIES.

Posted at 11:28AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by SPOOKS

118. He is the definition of U-G-L-Y. What a slob.

Posted at 11:47AM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Heidi

119. How could anyone who visits this site call anything tasteless????

Posted at 12:37PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by bill

120. what a filthy crumb pig!!!!hope he goes the way of farley

Posted at 2:09PM on Feb 4th 2008 by no pig o