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Artie Lange: I F***ed Jake Gyllenhaal's Face

No-holds-barred "Howard Stern Show" sidekick, Artie Lange, let loose some behind-the-scenes information on losing the lead role in "Brokeback Mountain" to Heath Ledger. Too soon? Not for Artie ...


Lange's rant occurred as the swelling comedian and "Madhouse" maestro Jeff Beacher were heading into JET Nightclub in Las Vegas.



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121. Very funny. Heath is another example of a guy that has it all and still found something to piss about. Whaaa!!!! I got millions of dollars, I'm good looking, bang supermodels, and can retire at 28. LOSER took the easy way out with drugs. Your daughter is better off without you.

Posted at 2:48PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Lerch

122.
Artie is the stupid jerkoff ass! Not Heath or Jake. What a slob. If I ever had any liking or respect for the radio side-kick I do NOTany longer. Jake is and Heath was much more classy than old slob Artie.

Posted at 3:45PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Artie is a Jerk

123. How many more moron s will jump on the whiny bitch bandwagon?

This man said ABSOLUTELY NOTHING negative, mean, derogatory, disrespectful, or innapropriate towards Heath Ledger. HE instead said that it was a tragedy, and then poked fun at HIMSELF, but since you crybabies have such sub-par comprehension skills, you simple-mindedly go on the warpath because your brains are unable to process anything more than the fact that said the name Heath Ledger, and didn't immediately go into a pathetic sobfest of boo-hoo-hooing for the following 10 minutes. Anyone with an I/Q. over 27 should be able to figure that out, so it is safe to assume that all you crybabies will continue to believe that Mr. Lange made fun of Heath.

Poor Heath.... he had millions. He was living his dream. He had a beautiful child. What a horrible life he was living that he had to turn to drugs to escape that undesirable reality. Apparantly, he shared the same level of intellect as many of the people who posted comments on this topic!

Posted at 4:03PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by The Truth

124. Yeah, he wanted to 'shock' us...............keep going diclwas.

LOKI

Posted at 10:24PM on Feb 4th 2008 by G

125. I loved Heath Ledger in all of his movie roles. It's always amazed me that someone can pull off an "American Accent" and make it totally believable to Americans when it is not their natural manner of speaking. He was a fantastic actor and I will miss him dearly.

With that being said, after reading many of the comments on his video I wanted to join right in and bash that Artie guy. Based on what I read here, if I was near that sloppy man I would have punched him in his porky face. But then I watched the video clip that everyone was ranting and raving about. I had to watch it 3 times. What the hell got everyone's panties in a bunch? I didn't hear one bad thing spoken about Heath. He said it was sad. He said it was a tragedy. He made made fun of himself. His joke was that it would be ludicrous to think that he and Heath would be ever be considered for the same roles. He could have said a thousand heartless, mean-spirited things in an atempt to get a laugh, but he didn't. He took the high road, and as a comedian made funny comments that were only poking fun of himself. I understand that many of the readers here are Heath Ledger fans who are venting because of our collective loss, but do us all a favor and don't make us look stupid in the process.

Posted at 4:31PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by RIP Heath

126. This was the funniest thing I ever heard!

Posted at 5:42PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Artie Rules

127. Stop Crying... Heath is dead and Artie is alive... If ya don't like it, go kill yourself and join Heath!

Posted at 5:42PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by WAAAAAAAA

128. Hilarious. Thank you for making light of this situation and making me laugh without being disrespectful to the deceased!!!!!11

Posted at 5:55PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Disgraciad

129. Waa waa waa...

Ha Ha Ha


that was great!!!

Posted at 5:48PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Du Du Druggie

130. Funny angle on the situation! GO GIANTS!!!

Posted at 5:55PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Awesome

131. I love Artie. No One tells it like it is like him!

Posted at 5:59PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Billy Barty

132. Out of 122 comments made, roughly about 6 defended him. Sorry Artie fans, your boy really stepped in this time.
If this is an example of Artie's humor at it's finest, I'm glad I don't "get" it.
In the end the only real loser here is Artie.

Posted at 5:58PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by PFFFT

133. Live, love, laugh.

Drug, Die, Decompose

Posted at 5:59PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Joseph Heidnik

134. Saw Artie this week in Vegas... He was funny as hell. HE also rocked on Letterman, and now on TMZ!

Posted at 6:04PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Marco DiBaggre

135. Artie Lange is Great!

Heath Ledger is dead!

Posted at 6:05PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Devanzo

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