Paris Hilton: I'm So NOT a Lesbian!

The fantasies of young men everywhere were crushed last night when Paris Hilton told TMZ cameras that the rumors about her making out with Elisha Cuthbert weren't true. Can you hear the sound of bursting bubbles?


Then Paris clarified that she doesn't have a new thing for the ladies. Lesbians everywhere will be bummed ... or thrilled.



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16. Paris looks like Martha Stewart in the "still" /photo on this article. Undomestic diva?

Posted at 5:30PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Lala

17. i guess now that britney is locked away, we will have more paris stories on here. please no, i can't stand this skank. there is nothing interesting about her at all.

Posted at 5:30PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by tuna marie

18. Lenn K

You have such a way with words. I love it.

I hate that bitch Paris.

Posted at 5:31PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Nancy

19. Paris haters eat dumn flakes for breakfast.
Paris is sweet and cuddly and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 5:50PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

20. Paris Go Away

Posted at 5:54PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Jimbo

21. after learning about and WATCHING all the guys you've banged over the years, i can assure you that NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE A LESBIAN.

a slut, yes. a lesbian, no.

Posted at 6:02PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by the midnight rambler

22. Thank goodness - we wouldn't want her on our team. What the hell does she do anyway and why do you all care enough to follow her around? What does that say about our messed up priorites. UGH Paris go away to Paris already.

Posted at 6:03PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by jo

23. Wouldn't be the 1st or last time Paris has lied. She may not be a lesbian, but she has been with chicks...

Posted at 6:04PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by FamousPlastic.com

24. if it looks like a duck,walks like a duck it must be a duck,now change a duck to a lesbian

Posted at 6:07PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by KNOCKED-UP

25. This is definitely an individual who will do anything for attention. The sad thing is we give it to her

Posted at 6:29PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by AnOldieButAGoodie

26. Lint Licker!

Posted at 6:30PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Oh well

27. So then... Quit acting like an attention starved hoebag and keep your tongue in your mouth.
So gross you piglet.

Posted at 6:19PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by mia

28. Why do you promote this transparent piece of garbage? She is addicted to the media like B. Spears. This chick is built like a man and has no talent. PLEASE - DO NOT report on her/him anymore. She'll do whatever it takes to stay in the spotlight. Don't give it to her and she'll fade away as she should...

Posted at 6:27PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by beachy

29. Are there more talentless people in Hollywood now, or does it seem that way because of increased media coverage? Four out of five have no talent whatsoever.

Posted at 6:26PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by observant

30. Yeah, Paris, that's why you made a lesbian sex tape with Nicole Lenz.

Posted at 6:44PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Melissa

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