Paris Hilton: I'm So NOT a Lesbian!

The fantasies of young men everywhere were crushed last night when Paris Hilton told TMZ cameras that the rumors about her making out with Elisha Cuthbert weren't true. Can you hear the sound of bursting bubbles?


Then Paris clarified that she doesn't have a new thing for the ladies. Lesbians everywhere will be bummed ... or thrilled.



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61. What's really retarded is that this recent media blitz is calculated by that ditzy blonde pinhead to generate free publicity for her awful movie coming out this week.

I wouldn't attend a showing of that movie if you paid me my weight in Cheezypoofs so you know it sucks.






Posted at 10:33PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Cartman

62. You get a life--

You beat me to the punch...
Took an awful long time for ParisGurl to say absolutely nothing...

Posted at 10:57PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by TheTruthBeToldAnOnlineNameAintWorthFightingOver

63. The fantasies of young men? When are you guys going to put soem glasses on to finally admit this chick is UGLY! Apparently she is the fantasy of only the TMZ staff. The Elisha girl is far better looking then the skank but still a 6 or 7.

Posted at 11:11PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Mr. Recalibration

64. She did build it Michelle Rodriguez lives there

Posted at 11:35PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Stump

65. I am getting so sick of Paris Hilton. She's famous for nothing!!! I don't see what the big deal with her is. Personally I think she looks like Macaulay Culkin in drag.

Posted at 1:10AM on Feb 4th 2008 by dolphin8402

66. The only skanks and whores are the jealous Paris haters. Why don't these sad pathetic people get lives, instead of trolling the internet for stories of someone they don't even like? Paris is an amazing girl with several businesses and accomplishments. She's sweet, good natured and doesn't have to put anyone else down in order to get attention. Her haters are just horrible, miserable people and the world would be better off without them.

Posted at 4:49AM on Feb 4th 2008 by Django

67. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" only goes so far. If you actually think Paris is anywhere near ugly then you really need your eyes tested. And someone with a long running reality show, a book, several business ventures, fragrances, movie roles and a music album is "famous for nothing"? Then who the hell is famous for anything then? Because obviously acting, writing and singing don't count with you people (or maybe you just don't research who you're bashing). You people make me sick and the jealousy is so pathetic.

Posted at 4:48AM on Feb 4th 2008 by Django

68. CHARACTER, Django, CHARACTER..

Tell us something about her CHARACTER...

Enough with the jealousy about her wealth and "beauty".

P. has spewed racist crap on video about Blacks and Asians and has never owned up to it.
She's flat out lied about "bettering herself" on Larry King yet continues to whore herself about for those millions she's "earned" on her own.

Jealous?

Please...

That's old and dead...

I'll earn my own riches with my honor, dignity and self respect intact...

Posted at 6:27AM on Feb 4th 2008 by TheTruthBeToldAnOnlineNameAintWorthFightingOver

69. django...

Let’s keep things honest here. What few "fans" Hilton has seem to have a hard time doing this. The long running reality show was cancelled twice; the only reason she got this gig was because of her porn tape and flagrant exhibitionism. Her several business ventures consist of leasing the Hilton name, which she shills shamefully because she has no talent, to manufacturers who do all of the work. She has created and designed nothing. She has known for a long time that she is not an heiress -- a fact that she also kept from the media and the public. Her album sold miserably because of the lack of respect so many people have for her. She received her movie roles, once again, because of that porno tape and the attention it garnered, juxtaposed against the "heiress" myth. She used the fame of that tape and the Hilton name in ways that are repugnant. Her performances were terrible, and the critics panned them justifiably.

Ms. Hilton's public behavior has been cheap and narcissistic over the years. Her ridiculous behavior when she went to jail; the way she laid to the judge, Larry King...the list is endless. She uses the media, and the public as well, to buy merchandise that is not her own. That such a user and take with no apparent talent of her own can garner respect from anyone is absurd.

No one actually hates Ms. Hilton, but the disrespect they have for her is more than understandable. Your posturing is dishonest, and toadying. Your exaggerations are insulting to anyone who has a discerning, honest character.

Posted at 7:23AM on Feb 4th 2008 by Wes

70. I forgot to add one thing: Her below-average intellect is well known. She often talks about her world travels, yet is the most globally unaware, uninvolved person out there. This “sweet” person makes money by selling herself to drunken crowds in Vegas, yelling profanities such as “I want to f__k you all,” yet holds herself up as a role model for the youth of our country.

Posted at 7:35AM on Feb 4th 2008 by Wes

71. Hmm... Does Paris love the ladies?

Here, she parties with the cast of the L Word and tells you why she loves the show...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JgjfH4PMIeI

Posted at 8:18AM on Feb 4th 2008 by Katy

72. Paris haters eat dumn flakes for breakfast.
Paris is sweet and cuddly and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 10:39AM on Feb 4th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

73. while i AM generaly a good-natured sort of deity, i have to admit the better part of her ran down her mommies leg. .see you on sunday!

Posted at 2:14PM on Feb 4th 2008 by GOD

74. NEWSFLASH TMZ:

Definitely. Not. Fantasy. Of. Men. Everywhere.

Posted at 3:30PM on Feb 4th 2008 by angela

75. Wes...Your post is just perfect, you hit it all on the head and 100% truth!

Posted at 9:10PM on Feb 4th 2008 by Judy

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