Xenu Must Have Pull at the Station

Suri's parents oiled their hinges and went shopping at Joan's on Third yesterday -- where at least seven cops joined their regular security to escort the Scientolostars an incredible fifteen feet to their blacked-out SUV.


Do not look directly into their eyes!



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91. The more frequent the stars are having to use police as escorts for their safety, the faster the County and City will finally make a decision and revamp the laws. After all it does tie up Officers that really need to be on the road. Right now the entertainment field is excempt from the laws pertaining to reports, photographers and the illusive paps. Once the law changes you will see a major difference, after all the police would start running a criminal history against all photographers and the paps, also require them to be registered, and must be employed by a news agency.. This will come to pass, someone on the top of the food chain will suddently figure it out and the light bulb will flash and the laws will be changed.
No more freelance..

Posted at 4:56PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by GrandmaToo

92. Is the County of LA going to send Tom Cruise a bill for the cost of providing private security for his little outings? They want to bill Britney Spears for being ill and needing security for the trip to the hospital so that the media won't endanger the safety of the public while chasing her ambulance, yet they don't complain at all these people like Cruise who get lots of police attention while going shopping or out to lunch? Somebody needs to start making some sense.

Posted at 5:21PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by anonymous

93. we are anonymous
we are legion
we do not forgive
we do not forget
expect us

Posted at 5:55PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Anonymous

94. Send these freak Cruises the bill! The taxpayers of this city are sick of them. They are DESPISED AND HATED WITH A PASSION. Katie Cruise is a PHONY BITCH.

All these celebrities sticking their faces out to keep in the limelight need to pay for any extra security - just like anyone else would have to. Let them get stamped and trampled on for all I care and I hope Julia Roberts is reading this. I mean you too you hideous homewrecker.

All these wealthy freak idiots want is publicity. They all have or could afford to have personal assistants to do these mundane chores for them. All they want is this attention.

And none of them have made decent movies in years so don't waste your money. I wouldn't even buy most of their crap on DVD or waste my time watching for free on TV!

Posted at 8:27PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Cheerio

95. Toms career is so over, He doesnt believe in GOD or Jesus of Allah, he believes we are the off-spring of ALIENS from outer space. He is a Cult Member!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:26PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by dani

96. Remember all those weak women that Charles Manson was able to recruit for his cult. That's the type of person that Katie Holmes reminds me of. She was so easily brainwashed just like them.

Posted at 5:29PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by hunter

97. Catholic mom-you are truly an idiot! Tom and Katie are a LOVELY couple? Are you for real???
Scientololooney for sure...

Posted at 5:34PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by fwanga

98. Oh my gosh, You guys at TMZ are so funny. "..oiled their hinges..." lol! Love it! keep up the good work.

Posted at 5:51PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by lolololo

99. Ahh, TMZ...Our favorite IRL trolls...We are pleased...

Posted at 11:40AM on Feb 7th 2008 by Anonymous

100. To learn more about this incredibly entertaining religion Google "operation snowflake" and "operation freakout"

Posted at 6:09PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Danielle

101. I love the way TMZ always makes fun of these brainwashed nuts.
But hey, Katie sure looks happy!

Posted at 10:37PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by $cientology sucks

102. They suck

Posted at 6:23PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by boston grl

103. THANK YOU CHIEF BRATTON, AND ALL THE MEN AND LESBIAN, I MEAN WOMEN OF THE L.A.P.D. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:26PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by L. RON HUBBURD

104. 14. We are anonymous
we are legion
expect us

be wary of the 10th of feb

Posted at 12:46PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Anon 1342

DO YOU THINK IT'S WISE TO GIVE THE ALIENS A HEADS UP?
REGARDLESS - I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING WHAT YOU GUYS CAN DO.
SHOULD MAKE FOR A GOOD NEWS DAY.
P.S. FOR THE ONE'S WHO DEFEND THEM - XENU CALLED AND WOULD LIKE YOU TO GO BACK TO THE MOTHERSHIP. nanunanu

Posted at 6:29PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by GOOD - Something to look forward to!

105. LAPD Chief Bratton is a spokesmodel for the Scientology recruitment front know as Narconon, not to difficult to connect the dots here.

Posted at 7:50PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Officer Xenu

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