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Xenu Must Have Pull at the Station

2/3/2008 1:46 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Suri's parents oiled their hinges and went shopping at Joan's on Third yesterday -- where at least seven cops joined their regular security to escort the Scientolostars an incredible fifteen feet to their blacked-out SUV.


Do not look directly into their eyes!

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91.

wtff?    

Remember all those weak women that Charles Manson was able to recruit for his cult. That's the type of person that Katie Holmes reminds me of. She was so easily brainwashed just like them.

2422 days ago
92.

fwanga    

Catholic mom-you are truly an idiot! Tom and Katie are a LOVELY couple? Are you for real???
Scientololooney for sure...

2422 days ago
93.

lolololo    

Oh my gosh, You guys at TMZ are so funny. "..oiled their hinges..." lol! Love it! keep up the good work.

2422 days ago
94.

Anonymous    

Ahh, TMZ...Our favorite IRL trolls...We are pleased...

2422 days ago
95.

Danielle    

To learn more about this incredibly entertaining religion Google "operation snowflake" and "operation freakout"

2422 days ago
96.

Gia    

I love the way TMZ always makes fun of these brainwashed nuts.
But hey, Katie sure looks happy!

2422 days ago
97.

L.S    

They suck

2422 days ago
98.

AL GOREs VAGINA    

THANK YOU CHIEF BRATTON, AND ALL THE MEN AND LESBIAN, I MEAN WOMEN OF THE L.A.P.D. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

2422 days ago
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WHORELINA IS ANOREXIC AND UGLY    

14. We are anonymous
we are legion
expect us

be wary of the 10th of feb

Posted at 12:46PM on Feb 3rd 2008 by Anon 1342

DO YOU THINK IT'S WISE TO GIVE THE ALIENS A HEADS UP?
REGARDLESS - I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING WHAT YOU GUYS CAN DO.
SHOULD MAKE FOR A GOOD NEWS DAY.
P.S. FOR THE ONE'S WHO DEFEND THEM - XENU CALLED AND WOULD LIKE YOU TO GO BACK TO THE MOTHERSHIP. nanunanu

2422 days ago
100.

Beam Me Up    

LAPD Chief Bratton is a spokesmodel for the Scientology recruitment front know as Narconon, not to difficult to connect the dots here.

2422 days ago
101.

Karan    

Secret police under the trance. Beware public they are the start of the tranformation of body snatchers.

2422 days ago
102.

Kristy    

This is what happens when you elect a celeb to office, their priorities aren't exactly on the real issues. They should be protecting kids from really scary people (like tomkat) not protecting TOMKAT FROM A REALLY SCARY CAMERA! What a joke!!!

2422 days ago
103.

Taterhead    

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Actually, I DO! Used ta work there - LAPD does not hire out "paid police detail"s like this. Those guys were on duty, on the taxpayer dime.

2421 days ago
104.

terry    

WHEN IS TMZ GOING TO STOP HARRASING TOM & HIS FAMILY????????

2421 days ago
105.

gwen    

You know, if I was a resident in this town I would be so pissed off that the police who need to be taking care of "actual crime"..are devoting themselves to play body guards to celebrities that can afford their own security. It's out of control and don't you people have a high crime rate. Wow..good to know that if someone goes to that town they won't get any police protection or care because there may be a celebrity who need the cops more then lets say a "rape" victim.

I would be phoning your government officials and demanding a stop to this. At least in Britney's case they are looking into having her repay the 25,000 bucks used to transport her to the hospital..

2421 days ago
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