61. I dream about Paris Hilton and me!!!!

Posted at 1:36AM on Feb 6th 2008 by George William Gockel

62. Yeah yeah. Stop your bitching Shanna, posting under different names.

Posted at 2:04AM on Feb 6th 2008 by Chere

63. Paris is the co-producer of this movie plus she runs a bunch of other businesses. Y'all should do so well.

Posted at 2:12AM on Feb 6th 2008 by Genna

64. uh...do I see a nipple? Maybe it's just her dress but I think a nipple has made an appearance.

Posted at 3:19AM on Feb 6th 2008 by um...

65. to #69 - Genna

Producer? LOL. All she did was put her money behind this clunker. During a recent interview, she confided that she had been offered soooo many other film roles (cough), but turned them all down when she saw this “great script.” Excerpts from reviews of the “Hottie & the Nottie” thus far:

1) “Paris shamelessly plays herself throughout this vanity parade passing itself off as a movie.”
2) “Paris looks nice, but when she opens her mouth, you want to put a gun in yours.”
3) “Rent it if you must, but you’d be better off leaving this turkey be.”
4) “Crass, shrill, disingenuous, tawdry, mean-spirited, vulgar, idiotic, boring, slapdash, half-assed, and very, very unfunny.”
5) “There’s no point in paying to see a movie starring Paris Hilton — she of the platinum blonde extensions and the nonexistent acting range…”

Posted at 8:06AM on Feb 6th 2008 by Where's the real Genna?

66. This movie will be a financial success because they kept their overhead low by filming in Malibu.
Paris fans around theworld will either go see the movie, buy the dvd or rent it.

Just like her first album. It went gold last summer and as of Dec1,2007 it had sold 800,000 copies worldwide.
Paris simly markets a bit differently than other celebs.

Posted at 8:08AM on Feb 6th 2008 by Joe

67. To Joe - #73 Market differently? LOL

The way she had to buy attention at Sundance was disgusting. Her “film” wasn’t selected or considered as part of the festival’s lineup – it’s utter garbage -- but she invaded Sundance because that’s where the media was and she used this event to promote it. Mr. Redford is actually considering doing away with this prestigious festival altogether because of Hilton and parasites like her who destroy the quality of this event by their presence, and their gluttony for media attention, drunken parties and free swag.

Her album has sold miserably over the years people have so little respect for her. If -- and that's IF --it's taken this many years to sell 800,000 copies worldwide, that's pretty embarrassing.

Posted at 9:30AM on Feb 6th 2008 by Maye

68. Dear Paris,

I gotta watch The Hottie and The Nottie.
I gotta wait until it comes out on DVD.
I bought The Simple Life 5 on EBAY.
You are my favorite actress.
You bring so much joy to my furry life.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 11:04AM on Feb 6th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

69. 800 Pound Gorilla is a Robot Drone,

800 Pound Gorilla is a Robot Drone.

Posted at 3:05PM on Feb 6th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla is a Robot Drone

70. Amazing

How P. Fans will never return to debate an issue they've posted...

Still waiting on "bobby ozone" and 'Django's" response from the last two P. stories regarding their idols CHARACTER...

Posted at 3:28PM on Feb 6th 2008 by TheTruthBeToldAnOnLineNameAintWorthFightingOver

71. 800 Pound Gorilla is not a Robot Drone.
800 Pound Gorilla is furry and fuzzy and eats bananas.

There is another 800 pound gorilla besides me.
I am the one who says nice things about Princess Paris.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and Beautiful.
I adore Princess Paris.

The nice 800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 5:50PM on Feb 6th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

72. whats to debate? your mind is a brick wall to the idea that paris is simply an entertainer with fans. all you care about is trying to destroy someone who is attempting to promote a light hearted film. one of the tmz-tv staff said on yesterdays show something like "its funny, you'll buy the dvd" harvey winced and said something like "no? really?" and the guy said "yeah its a funny film" or something very close to those quotes.

Posted at 9:06PM on Feb 6th 2008 by bobby ozone

73. I dream about Paris Hilton and me. The 800 pound goriolla isn't the only one who had a lobodomy. All us Paris fans, just like her, are missing the critical thinking part of our brains. She entertains us with her vapidness and inability to sing, dance or act, so we don't have to think about what we're watching.

Posted at 1:50AM on Feb 7th 2008 by George William Gockel

74. Bobby Ozone...

I don't know about the debate question, but the brick wall is you. I won't even get into your crazy, opaque BS about " trying to destroy." Here is what the ciritcs are saying:

1) “Paris shamelessly plays herself throughout this vanity parade passing itself off as a movie.”
2) “Paris looks nice, but when she opens her mouth, you want to put a gun in yours.”
3) “Rent it if you must, but you’d be better off leaving this turkey be.”
4) “Crass, shrill, disingenuous, tawdry, mean-spirited, vulgar, idiotic, boring, slapdash, half-assed, and very, very unfunny.”
5) “There’s no point in paying to see a movie starring Paris Hilton — she of the platinum blonde extensions and the nonexistent acting range…”
6) “Paris Hilton plays the same brainless set of curves that her media-saturated persona implies…”
7) “I would like to tell you this gross-out-on-camera is every bit as bad as its title implies, but that would not be entirely true. It is much, much worse.”
8) “Paris Hilton is no Hottie; but the movie is definitely a Nottie – in more ways than one.”

Posted at 4:01PM on Feb 7th 2008 by GeorgeS

75. Dear Paris,

I gotta watch The Hottie And The Nottie.
You are my favorite actress.
You are so talented and beautiful.

Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack.

Donald Duck

Posted at 4:40PM on Feb 7th 2008 by Donald Duck