Von Ahole: "I'm Callink Zee Poleeze"

2/5/2008 1:40 PM PST
The usually prattling pseudo prince has no problem chatting up TMZ when he's cruising around West Hollywood solo -- but add wife Zsa Zsa Gabor to the mix -- and the gonzo schmendrick gets pissed!

He was glad to see us outside the Ivy, but a few hours later -- wheeling 90-year-old Zsa Zsa around a parking garage -- he hated us so much, he wanted to call the cops for backup! What's Ahole hiding from Zsa Zsa?