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2/6/2008 1:57 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
And the Suicide Blonde Is ...

... luscious 64-year-old former "Knots Landing" star, Joan of Arc Joan Van Ark! She's hot!
Joan Van Ark
The ageless beauty resurfaced wearing an age-appropriate leopard mini to an AARP event, with fresh and dewy skin, sheer eye makeup, and lovely auburn roots.

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ME:  1468 days ago

Awwwwhhhh. loved her in that show!!!!!!!!!!

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dmatt:  1468 days ago

I love what the joker has done with that face.

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KA:  1468 days ago

Yikes!! I hope she's not done healing yet cause she looks horrible. She should hold off on the red carpet until that chem peel heals, or until she gets a mirror!

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wj4192:  1468 days ago

Ageless are you kidding me!! i love her but come one poeple look at her,ewwww

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Im just sayin:  1468 days ago

I thought the last photo you ran of her was just a bad shot, but this is very consistent with OMG factor that one had.

Nice work.

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rminva:  1468 days ago

She was on Nip Tuck last night - her face doesn't even move. Neither did Donna Mills for that matter....

Hated the character of Valene Ewing, but loved her on Knott's Landing. She was such a natural beauty...it's an awful shame that she has screwed her face up wtih plastic surgery. And where do those crazy jawlines come from? Lots of women of a "certain age" that have had tons of plastic surgery are interchangeable from the nose down!!

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FABIO:  1468 days ago

You name it and I wil get a stick and KILL IT!!!

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Sue:  1468 days ago

Did anyone tell her not to get a peel the same day as an event since it leaves ur skin shiney

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Jodi:  1468 days ago

You must be joking! She look scary! Wow! Dewy skin !?? HA!

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roughdaddy:  1468 days ago

holly,,,talk about panicking cause old age is creeping in....ive seen better looking burn victims!!!

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fay:  1468 days ago

DAMN, THAT FACE!!!! And where is her bottom lip? GOSH DAMN!

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JJ:  1468 days ago

Do I sense a note of sarcasm, TMZ? Hey her legs are nice.

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FABIO:  1468 days ago

Quick....somebody call FORREST LAWN and tell them that one of thier corspes has escaped!!!

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Mr Poop Scoop:  1468 days ago

This must be a "chemical face peel" gone bad. I noticed that Bruce Jenner has the same look. Looks like their skin was burned ( red, shiny, no elasicity ) and they are stuck with this for life.

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Nuts:  1468 days ago

aaaahhh scary.manufactured face.yikes

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