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And the Suicide Blonde Is ...

2/6/2008 1:57 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

... luscious 64-year-old former "Knots Landing" star, Joan of Arc Joan Van Ark! She's hot!
Joan Van Ark
The ageless beauty resurfaced wearing an age-appropriate leopard mini to an AARP event, with fresh and dewy skin, sheer eye makeup, and lovely auburn roots.

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1.

ME    

Awwwwhhhh. loved her in that show!!!!!!!!!!

2387 days ago
2.

dmatt    

I love what the joker has done with that face.

2387 days ago
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KA    

Yikes!! I hope she's not done healing yet cause she looks horrible. She should hold off on the red carpet until that chem peel heals, or until she gets a mirror!

2387 days ago
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wj4192    

Ageless are you kidding me!! i love her but come one poeple look at her,ewwww

2387 days ago
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Im just sayin    

I thought the last photo you ran of her was just a bad shot, but this is very consistent with OMG factor that one had.

Nice work.

2387 days ago
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rminva    

She was on Nip Tuck last night - her face doesn't even move. Neither did Donna Mills for that matter....

Hated the character of Valene Ewing, but loved her on Knott's Landing. She was such a natural beauty...it's an awful shame that she has screwed her face up wtih plastic surgery. And where do those crazy jawlines come from? Lots of women of a "certain age" that have had tons of plastic surgery are interchangeable from the nose down!!

2387 days ago
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FABIO    

You name it and I wil get a stick and KILL IT!!!

2387 days ago
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Sue    

Did anyone tell her not to get a peel the same day as an event since it leaves ur skin shiney

2387 days ago
9.

Jodi    

You must be joking! She look scary! Wow! Dewy skin !?? HA!

2387 days ago
10.

roughdaddy    

holly,,,talk about panicking cause old age is creeping in....ive seen better looking burn victims!!!

2387 days ago
11.

fay    

DAMN, THAT FACE!!!! And where is her bottom lip? GOSH DAMN!

2387 days ago
12.

JJ    

Do I sense a note of sarcasm, TMZ? Hey her legs are nice.

2387 days ago
13.

FABIO    

Quick....somebody call FORREST LAWN and tell them that one of thier corspes has escaped!!!

2387 days ago
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Mr Poop Scoop    

This must be a "chemical face peel" gone bad. I noticed that Bruce Jenner has the same look. Looks like their skin was burned ( red, shiny, no elasicity ) and they are stuck with this for life.

2387 days ago
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Nuts    

aaaahhh scary.manufactured face.yikes

2387 days ago
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