And the Suicide Blonde Is ...

... luscious 64-year-old former "Knots Landing" star, Joan of Arc Joan Van Ark! She's hot!
Joan Van Ark
The ageless beauty resurfaced wearing an age-appropriate leopard mini to an AARP event, with fresh and dewy skin, sheer eye makeup, and lovely auburn roots.



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1. Awwwwhhhh. loved her in that show!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:22PM on Feb 6th 2008 by me

2. Good grief! I'm gonna have nightmares tonight!!!!!

Posted at 1:23PM on Feb 6th 2008 by pattycakes

3. Okay, what is up with that clumpy mascara and the area around her mouth still looks grey and ashen as if there is no blood circulation there. She has had waaaaaay too much work done and it shows - she still looks like a caricature.

Posted at 1:24PM on Feb 6th 2008 by Lady Penelope Crappenpants

4. I love what the joker has done with that face.

Posted at 8:11PM on Feb 8th 2008 by dmatt

5. Yikes!! I hope she's not done healing yet cause she looks horrible. She should hold off on the red carpet until that chem peel heals, or until she gets a mirror!

Posted at 1:30PM on Feb 6th 2008 by KA

6. WOW...she really is NOT aging gracefully. Even just reducing the amount of mascara and maybe brightening the lips would help a bit!

Posted at 1:27PM on Feb 6th 2008 by Kalli

7. Ageless are you kidding me!! i love her but come one poeple look at her,ewwww

Posted at 9:27AM on Feb 11th 2008 by wj4192

8. I thought the last photo you ran of her was just a bad shot, but this is very consistent with OMG factor that one had.

Nice work.

Posted at 1:35PM on Feb 6th 2008 by I'm just sayin....

9. What ever happened to aging gracefully? It's the young ones turn now, you had your shot!

Posted at 1:31PM on Feb 6th 2008 by sweet sue

10. She was on Nip Tuck last night - her face doesn't even move. Neither did Donna Mills for that matter....

Hated the character of Valene Ewing, but loved her on Knott's Landing. She was such a natural beauty...it's an awful shame that she has screwed her face up wtih plastic surgery. And where do those crazy jawlines come from? Lots of women of a "certain age" that have had tons of plastic surgery are interchangeable from the nose down!!

Posted at 1:47PM on Feb 6th 2008 by over it

11. Soooo.. I guess the last time she went out looking like this wasn't a horrible mistake?

Posted at 1:36PM on Feb 6th 2008 by trace

12. OH MY!!!
I don't think I should've clicked to see!!!
I think I threw up a little.

Posted at 1:38PM on Feb 6th 2008 by blt

13. First!!!!!
She's STILL HOT!!!!

Posted at 1:37PM on Feb 6th 2008 by Funkaliscious

14. You guys are so rude. I think she looks good. We all get older, I would love to see your before and after pics. Love you just the way you are.

Posted at 1:37PM on Feb 6th 2008 by Mitsous mom

15. OH MY!!!
I don't think I should've clicked to see!!!
I think I threw up a little.

Posted at 1:37PM on Feb 6th 2008 by blt

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