Paris' New Rex Tape

16. I hope she gets audited by the IRS.

Posted at 11:51AM on Feb 8th 2008 by IRS

17. whore.... WHORE... W*H*O*R*E!!!

Wasn't she caught walking around with herpes medication or something?! I wouldn't touch the girl with a 10 foot pole....
So sad that sooooo few women have self-respect these days!! How can their parents take this crap?! My mom would have beat my ass!!

Posted at 12:28PM on Feb 8th 2008 by Gross

18. Have to agree with all these comments...Paris Hilton is a no class, no talent slut...everyman every nite...no morals whatsoever. The 1 or 2 fans she does have must be so proud...especially her parents. They raised her so well. Listen, the only thing the Hiltons understand is money and looks like sex too. I mean that is obvious...which I just loved when Grandpa Barron announced that 97% of his billion dollar fortune is going to charity...now that is a Hilton with class. Apparently that generousity did not get handed down to grandaughter brat Paris. I can't stand that girl!!! Hope you don't end up with AIDS Paris, that is something that money can't solve.

BTW, I do my part to boycott the Hiltons in my little way...I refuse to stay at any Hilton hotel when I travel anywhere...I be damned they are going to get 1 cent of my money. Other anti-Hilton people should do the same. DOWN WITH THE HILTONS!!!!!

Posted at 12:16PM on Feb 8th 2008 by razzy

19. she has got to be a wide as the lincoln tunnel with all that traffic!

Posted at 12:40PM on Feb 8th 2008 by diB

20. Umm...isn't Simon gay?? I swear Paris will make out with a light socket....THAT'S HOT!

Posted at 12:12PM on Feb 8th 2008 by Smell My Finger

21. There's NOTHING wrong with them kissing. How the hell does kissing make one a whore? It most definitely does not. And I love the sexist double standards. If she were a man no one would bat an eye or say a single thing. And it's not like every night she's out with a different man. And ya know what? Even if she were so what? She's a grown ass adult. She can make her own decisions. IF she wants to make out with 50 different guys in a given night then that's her very right. It's certainly not harming anyone on here. People's jealousy and envy just makes me laugh. Just always have to put someone down.

Posted at 12:19PM on Feb 8th 2008 by Ashlee

22. Well well well, I see a porn tape coming out of this soon, He did gay porn in Germany maybe he will get a 3 way with that Skanky Hilton bitch you know she will go for it.

Posted at 12:21PM on Feb 8th 2008 by Morons

23. She wore the same dress on The Ellen show today.

Posted at 12:26PM on Feb 8th 2008 by Aboodabee

24. Simon Rex- sell out.

ha ha ha

Posted at 12:26PM on Feb 8th 2008 by CoolGirl2008

25. Dear Paris,

I just watched episode 8 of The Simple Life 5.
You are my favorite actress.
That was some helicopter ride.
You are so cute and cuddly and talented and beautiful.
I hope you make many more DVDS to entertain me.
You bring so much joy to my furry life.
I adore you.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 12:29PM on Feb 8th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

26. Posted at 12:19PM on Feb 8th 2008 by Ashlee, hey Ashlee AKA Kathy do you live in a cave? the fans she does have are "our teenagers" really a great upstanding role model for our children huh!

Posted at 12:38PM on Feb 8th 2008 by Judy

27. Can't blame her grandfather for her being a whore

Posted at 12:45PM on Feb 8th 2008 by Mike

28. Hilarious "interview" with Paris Hilton from WBCN Boston yesterday where the interviewer tells her he's seen her vagina and she hangs up peeved. They also transcribe the phone call from her livid publicist and act it out. If only all her interviews asked real questions like these "So how were those coke binges with Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis?"

http://www.wbcn.com/

Posted at 12:48PM on Feb 8th 2008 by Herpes von Wonkenstein

29. Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth.
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself.
It wears her out, it wears her out.

She lives with a broken man
A crackpot of stouring youth
Who just crumbles and burns.
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins.
And it wears him out, it wears him out.
It wears him out, it wears him out.

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love.
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run.
And it wears me out, it wears me out.
It wears me out, it wears me out.

And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted
All the time, all the time.
Oh, oh.

Posted at 12:49PM on Feb 8th 2008 by Radiohead

30. Paris haters eat dumn flakes for breakfast.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.


800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 12:57PM on Feb 8th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla