Paris: Box-Office Bomber

91. Let me start by saying...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Yep, I think she is the ONLY one suprised by this, the sleeeeezy ho! Go find another half dozen guys (per night, that is) to suck face with (or suck whatever) to make you wittle self feel bettew!! THAT'S HOT!!

Posted at 9:21PM on Feb 9th 2008 by ShannySmitty

92. One word review.... NOTTIE

Posted at 9:20PM on Feb 9th 2008 by gene siskel

93. Dear Princess Paris,

Tomorrow I am going to watch episode 9 of The Simple Life 5.
You are my favorite actress.
You bring so much joy to my furry life.
I gotta wait for The Hottie And The Nottie to come out on DVD.
I hope you make many more movies.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 9:21PM on Feb 9th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

94. Wonder how she'll make it up to her "underwriters"....LOL

Paris the great IMPOSER.

Posted at 9:20PM on Feb 9th 2008 by She's a Total Waste of Space

95. Who in thier right mind would sit and watch her movie unless they were mildly retarded (like Paris) or stoned? I'd like to meet the idiots as they exit the movie and just laugh and point at them!

Posted at 9:37PM on Feb 9th 2008 by fthg

96. What no Brit updates? Sorry fly, that sucks for you on your night off. :(

Posted at 9:32PM on Feb 9th 2008 by Kelli

97. Big bear and #91.. gorilla is our darling ,cough, film, tee hee, maker or her so very classy mother Kathy Hilton/Role Model!

Now lets all join hands and sing a song! Any suggestions?

Posted at 9:41PM on Feb 9th 2008 by La Laa

98. None of these overhyped, overphotographed narcissists are popular with the public. Britney's CD tanked, Lohan's went years without a hit, Paris bombs. The paps are shoving these idiots down people's throats. The public is NOT buying them, literally!

Posted at 9:47PM on Feb 9th 2008 by opi

99. Can't decide who is more pathetic. Paris and her "movie" or Kelli and Fly who have sitters tonight to watch their brats and still keep checking TMZ to chat with each other..here's a novel idea girls...GET CELL PHONES.

Posted at 9:49PM on Feb 9th 2008 by Yawn

100. I'm not surprised her movie flopped. Paris has constantly been shoved down our throats in the media, so who in their right mind would go pay to see Parasite? The ten people who went and seen her movie probaby won the tickets from some promotion thing.

Posted at 9:49PM on Feb 9th 2008 by jeepwrangler_gal

101. I saw it 3 times and thought it was great. I wore my aluminum foil helmet and it stopped the gas music from Jupiter that the popcorn machine was broadcasting. The pills I got from Britney's trash can made the colors brighter.

Posted at 9:52PM on Feb 9th 2008 by George

102. Paris doesn't think she's a Moron, does she? She's either dumb as a rock or retarded or both. Her social climbing mother must have given her false information about people caring about her sorry ass. Paris, go do your charity work like you pomised Larry King. You're getting too old to act like a pouting, smirking 6 year old. You make us want to barf. Britney has a legitimate excuse for acting crazy - she's mentally ill. What's your excuse, Paris? Are you mentally ill, too, or just a silly bitch trying to be an actress? You are disgusting !

Posted at 10:37PM on Feb 9th 2008 by Doni

103. Yawn, thats not nice. How do you know? No one else around. I'll just go with the flow.

Posted at 10:00PM on Feb 9th 2008 by Kelli

104. Must reading about Paris Hilton is "House of Hilton", by Jerry Oppenheimer. A terrible tale of ambition devoid of talent by Paris's mother, and even worse, Grandmother. Someone like Oppenheimer should do a book on Britney. I say it's the same scenario. Pimped by ambitious stage mothers, these "stars" have no talent and flame out fast because of drugs and partying.

Posted at 10:06PM on Feb 9th 2008 by opi

105. GET OFF HER CASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This girl can suck a knob and she LOVES it, ain't nothing wrong with that!

I'd marry her for her money first and then her knob gobblings!!!!

Posted at 10:08PM on Feb 9th 2008 by Paris Is A Goddess