Paris' Bday Overshadowed by Brit Crew

46. 31. Paris haters are geezers and geezerettes.
Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.


800 Pound Gorilla


and that is exactly why you are an 800pound gorilla ... !!!

Posted at 3:27PM on Feb 10th 2008 by noyankhere

47. She produced this crap? Yeah, that would explain how it even got in the theaters. Her money has bought her everything shes got. But you cant buy fans you idiot. #39 you forgot to mention Sam and Allie, theres your last two idiots. Spurs, as usual you are right on the $$$$$$$$ Princess WE think NOT. 800 pound gorilla, the DVD will be out before you turn 10.

Posted at 3:28PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Just me

48. Seems all the process servers need to do is follow dear "cousin" Alli around and Sam will be quite simple to serve with the restraining order.

Posted at 3:28PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Rappy

49. They all 3 were probably invited including Britney. It did not look like Alli and oSAMa were together!!! Paris has the right to invite any guests she wants. 'IT'S HER PARTY AND SHE'LL DIE IF SHE WANTS TO."

Posted at 3:31PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Jan

50. Someone should have made a phone call so he could have been served at the party!!!! Sam YOU SUCK!!!!

Posted at 4:57PM on Feb 10th 2008 by DJ

51. Why does that whore make such a huge deal out of her birthday? She threw multiple parties for herself across the world one year. Stupid spoiled ass ho. Why is she wearing a cross necklace? She knows nothing about God. What happened to all the charity work and humantarian stuff she claimed she was going to do? I thought she was going to be the next Angelina OMFGZZ!~!!

Posted at 3:33PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Blah*~*~

52. Yes Paris Hilton is hot!!!!

Posted at 3:35PM on Feb 10th 2008 by George William Gockel

53. I think 800 lb. Gorilla is joking people.

Posted at 3:45PM on Feb 10th 2008 by 1,800 lb. Gorilla

54. 50. They all 3 were probably invited including Britney. It did not look like Alli and oSAMa were together!!! Paris has the right to invite any guests she wants. 'IT'S HER PARTY AND SHE'LL DIE IF SHE WANTS TO."

Posted at 3:31PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Jan

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Alli and Sam are friends. Alli introducted Sam into Britney's life. Alli was defending Sam this last week, thinks he is a "great: guy.... I don't, in any way, think they were there separately.

Posted at 3:42PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Rappy

55. All of Paris' "fans" are retarded 10-14 year olds anyway.

Posted at 3:54PM on Feb 10th 2008 by SUPHOTTIES

56. so did he get served??????

Posted at 4:01PM on Feb 10th 2008 by nin

57. Ali should just do porn... Shes dying to get in the spotlight, but has nothing to offer.. Shes not that ugly... Id watch her in a porno though.. But leave Sam out.. EEwww..

Posted at 4:20PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Whatever

58. It must have been similar to a Black Hole of Loserdom that night! I'm surprised a comet didn't hit, or a bomb didn't go off and that's why I am not a religious person! Every time any of them smile, somewhere a butterfly gets it's wings torn off slowly!

Posted at 4:32PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Parisite must go!

59. But then again, the fact that her movie made an estimated $23,000 this weekend, which has to be a new record low, almost makes up for things! I also enjoyed hearing about Parisite getting told to get the f' off of the stage when she tried to jump on stage with 50cent- it sent her into a whiny, tearful tirade! Here's also hoping that she had a major herpes outbreak on that special day too. She was also very publicly dumped from her grandfather's will and did go to jail, so I guess this was a decent year after all!
And then she hangs with smiley Alli- who was all grins for the press during her cousin's trip to the looney bin. She's now thinks she can claim celebrity, but how much do people laugh when someone tries to say they are someone's cousin! And Sam, what more needs to be said about that Super Massive Black Hole of A-holes! I think that is what I'll cal him from now on, Mr. Super Massive Black Hole of A-holes! A bit unwieldy for a name, but so appropriate!

Posted at 4:51PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Parisite must go!

60. No one can touch me. Na na na na na!!!

I'm Sam the Sham.

Posted at 6:08PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Sam