61. No one can touch me. Na na na na na!!!

I'm Sam the Sham.

Posted at 6:08PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Sam

62. For Paris's birthday, this news on her new movie:

The weekend's biggest punchline, however, is reserved for Paris Hilton's The Hottie & the Nottie (Regent Releasing). The final count will show that the critically reviled comedy featuring the seemingly talentless Hilton will sell a meager $25,500 in tickets at 111 locations over the weekend. That's only $230 per screen for the theatres that were convinced to book this disaster. That means that, based on an $8 average ticket price, 29 paying customers showed up at each location over the 3-day. In a country that seems fascinated with Paris Hilton, only 3,219 unlucky Americans will have been suckered into seeing Hottie by Monday morning.

bwahahahahahahaha Take that you wonky-eyed slut!

Posted at 6:20PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Cartman

63. Paris' daddy will eat that toe jam sam for a snack - no chance of a brit repeat w/Paris lol

Posted at 6:28PM on Feb 10th 2008 by NB

64. Better Paris than Britney!

Posted at 6:35PM on Feb 10th 2008 by completely disgusted

65. I seen your movie.
i don't love you anymore.
you are a vampid pig.
i won't buy your dvd's of the simple life anymore.
i would rather eat dumn flakes for breakfast.


800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 7:09PM on Feb 10th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

66. Dear Paris,

There is another nasty 800 Pound Gorilla posting on TMZ.
I am the original 800 Pound Gorilla who loves you.
You are sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.
You are my favorite actress.
I watch The Simple Life Over And Over And Over And Over again.
You bring joy to my furry life.
The original 800 pound Gorilla

Posted at 8:06PM on Feb 10th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

67. beckey #19--

Now there's a thought...

No matter how anyone feels about Brit, K-Fed or Osama, I think we'd all get totally off watching K-Fed beating Osama into a bleeding, bone splintered mass over his family...

May not happen given K-Fed's current apathetic attitude on the matter..
But it still makes for a nice mental image...

Posted at 9:04PM on Feb 10th 2008 by TheTruthBeToldAnOnLineNameAintWorthFightingOver

68. I don't know anything about Alli's sex life, but she has the face of a raging nympho.

Posted at 9:52PM on Feb 10th 2008 by MercyHumppe

69. YOUNG WOMAN WHO ALSO HAS SEVERE DEPRESSION AND WHO IS BORDERING ON SKITSOPHRENIA AND WAS HOSPITALISED RECENTLY, SHE IS A LOVELY PERSON AND HER DR' IS TRYING TO GET HER MEDICTION RIGHT HOPEFULLY BRITNEY WILL TOO. PARISITE HAS NO EXCUSE FOR HER BEHAVIOR, INFACT SHE IS THE REASON BRIT DID A LOT OF THE CRAY STUFF SHE DID WHEN THEY WERE HABGING OUT TOGETHER, PARISITE IS PURE POISON AND A EXTREMELY BAD IMFLUENCE ON ANYONE ESPECIALLY SOMEONE WHO IS IN A VULNARABLE POSITION AS BRIT WAS AFTER BREAKING UP WITH HER HUSBAND ETC. PARIS I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TRUCK YOU DIRTY STINKING WHORE YOU DESERVE TOO COZ EVERYBODY HATES YOU AND IS SICK TO DEATH OF YOU FF YOU WHORE.

Posted at 10:30PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Rikki

70. Happy Birthday Paris! I'll see you again when you come back to AZ!

Posted at 10:53PM on Feb 10th 2008 by SAxlerod

71. Hilarious he hid his face!

GUILTY AS CHARGED (by the public!)

GOODBYE!

Posted at 10:59PM on Feb 10th 2008 by The Amazing Xenu

72. Paris where is that boyfriend of yours Sanjaya we want to see more of Him please miss paris bring him next time and now that Amy has got her Crack Pass to travel to USA why dont you and the Gang Brit LOL get together and hit some Rock hwt another arrest the LAPD will have to a complete halt to deal with that situation.

Posted at 11:27PM on Feb 10th 2008 by john

73. PARIS WHO???? WHO IS THIS WOMAN, A PORN STAR, THAT IS ALL SHE IS AND SHE WILL ALWAYS BE, NOTHING BUT DIRTY HEIRESS.

Posted at 11:47PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Paris who???

74. I wonder what the deal is with "Ali"..is she really related to Britney Spears and I wonder what Brit's parents really think of her. Alli was really involved with Britney while she was spiraling out of control. I hear Alli talking to Ryan Seacrest and she sounded so stupid..she has to have helped Sam with drugging Britney. JMO

Posted at 11:49PM on Feb 10th 2008 by gwen0

75. Sam Lufti who? where did he come from? and what does he do for living, any useful information, it is urgent need, seems Mr. Lufti is stuck only to famous lost whores, who has no honor nor good reputation to begin with, so who is paris? and who is Sam lufti, and why must be in the news, GRAMMY WAS FANTASTIC, LOVED IT, NOW THAT IS ART AND MUSIC, WHAT ARE THOSE SAM AND PARIS, WHO ARE THOSE?

Posted at 11:58PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Paris who???