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Von Ahole Attacks TMZ, Underwear Models

Opinionated pinhead Ahole Von Ahole returned to his daily pop culture pulpit (also known as the Ivy) -- where he attacked a TMZ TV piece that questioned his presence in America!

The faux prince of nowhere then compared Amy Winehouse to a bathroom attendant before getting rough with a group of underwear models.

All in day's work.

Tags: ivy, prinz von anhalt, PrinzVonAnhalt, underwear models, UnderwearModels, von ahole, VonAhole

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31. Love, love, love ziss guy!!

Posted at 5:22PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Lydia Layne

32. According to WIkipedia, 'Prinz von Anhalt' is what this son-of-a-cop changed his last name to, in court. He doesn't have a title of nobility. You can go to court, too, and legally change your name to 'Sherita Queen Elizabeth' or 'Marvin Count Chockula' or 'Billy Prince of Brooklyn.'




Posted at 5:25PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Puh-leeze

33. Prinz von Anhalt was born as Hans Robert Lichtenberg (other sources state Hans-Georg Lichtenberg) near Bad Kreuznach, Germany. The son of a German police officer, he was adopted in 1980 by Princess Marie Auguste of Anhalt (1898-1983). Please, now that you have the facts you must cease ridiculing the Prince AT ONCE!

Posted at 6:43PM on Feb 10th 2008 by concerned citizen

34. the honorary mayor of CRAZYTOWN!!!

Posted at 5:26PM on Feb 10th 2008 by cartman!!!

35. That is his 'bought' last name, ding-dong -- NOT a title of nobility. Go read Wikipedia, if you can.


Posted at 5:30PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Puh-leeze

36. lolol..Prince von Ahole...he probably has delusions of grandeur or something..can't really blame him for being an Ahole..lol...

Posted at 5:35PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Chantal

37. He's a former masseur.

Posted at 5:38PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Puh-leeze

38. HENCE THE WORD " FAUX " IN THE CAPTION...........FAUX = FAKE......!!!!!

Posted at 5:38PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Ludwig Von Duck

39. GAWD! Would you PLEASE stop giving this jack ass so much face time!? Ignore him and hopefully he'll go away. Who cares what he says anyway? If I keep finding TMZ paps and start spouting a bunch of ignorant BS, will I get my 15 minutes of fame? Jeez!

Posted at 5:42PM on Feb 10th 2008 by jollyex

40. JESSE JACKSON READ THE BOOK " GREEN EGGS AND HAM " ON SATURDAY NITE LIVE, I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR THE PR. VON ANHALT READ IT ALSO.!!!!!

Posted at 5:49PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Ludwig Von Duck

41. WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! we made a huge mistake! let amy winehouse IN the united states and send this worthless, ratbag, dinasaur, piece-of-s**t OUT for good!

Posted at 5:50PM on Feb 10th 2008 by tmz fan

42. What an igmo. You can buy a real title on eBay, you know.

Posted at 5:51PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Just Call Me "Hans"

43. 46. JESSE JACKSON READ THE BOOK " GREEN EGGS AND HAM " ON SATURDAY NITE LIVE, I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR THE PR. VON ANHALT READ IT ALSO.!!!!!


Posted at 5:49PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Ludwig Von Duck


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He's not "THE Prince von Anhalt." He's actually "MR. Prince von Anhalt," like you are MR. von Duck.




Posted at 5:54PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Puh-leeze

44. Who is this crazy pedophile anyway?

Posted at 6:13PM on Feb 10th 2008 by FlBiker

45. Enough already with von Ahole. He's not newsworthy. Why are you wasting your time and my time (to scroll past his entries). All you are doing is encouraging him to continue to act out. Give us a break...tell your reporters to ignore him.

Posted at 6:22PM on Feb 10th 2008 by Fedup

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