Nicole Richie Transitions to MILF

61. considering the amount of schlong that twig has had in her, not to mention fists,feet,and god knows what else; I suspect that bastard love child slip out like halk melted butter. Nicole was probably getting her nails done and drinking a latte during the birthing, and no stirrups needed...its her natural position.

Posted at 1:54PM on Feb 11th 2008 by conspiracy

62. @1:54PM - What a horrible comment. YOU must be fun to live with.

Posted at 1:56PM on Feb 11th 2008 by Ugh.

63. LOL You people must be jealous of Joel! He is a cutie, and one of the nicest guys around!

Posted at 2:02PM on Feb 11th 2008 by Patti

64. #50 Michelle

I'm thinking she has you beat on top

Posted at 2:10PM on Feb 11th 2008 by jeff

65. He #61....It may be a horrible comment; but you can't deny the veracity of it.

Posted at 2:16PM on Feb 11th 2008 by conspiracy

66. Yeaaaah----I don't see it lasting!

Posted at 2:41PM on Feb 11th 2008 by All American Girl

67. Sorry...my second comment was directed at "Ugh" 1:56

Posted at 2:30PM on Feb 11th 2008 by conspiracy

68. #61: Whose(!) fun do you mean??? Nicole s (as ANY woman s) boobs are HER business -. and I mean ONLY hers - not YOURS!

Why do you think any woman CARES what YOU (i.e. some one who s obvisouly a little bit underprivileged educationally) want boob-wise?

Posted at 2:20PM on Feb 11th 2008 by German duckie

69. She does have me beat on top. But I can guarantee I got her beat on bottom. I have an ass. Where as, pencil girl here has nothing. Nothing but boobs created by a baby, that will soon go away.

Posted at 2:21PM on Feb 11th 2008 by Michelle

70. @Patti #60:
This is what I think, too, as I just wrote....

Some people here obviously cannot stand to see a HAPPY couple, so thy have to bash them! :-)

Posted at 2:24PM on Feb 11th 2008 by German duckie

71. 56. To all you race haters out there, nobody knows what the hell nicole is--race wise. She was adopted. So before you get all jealous and start with the played out racist crap, think first. This requires using your brain if you have one.

Posted at 1:50PM on Feb 11th 2008 by back at ya
Nicole Camille Escovedo was born in Berkeley, California, on September 21, 1981. Her biological parents were Peter Michael Escovedo, a member of Lionel Richie's band and brother to '80s pop percussionist Sheila E., and an anonymous backstage assistant.

dumb ass

Posted at 2:33PM on Feb 11th 2008 by gina

72. Congrats to Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden espicially Nicole because she's turning her life around.

Posted at 2:44PM on Feb 11th 2008 by Natasha Coleman

73. #28 - I'm with you. There's something pretty twisted about any "man" that is attracted to a "woman" with a pre-pubescent body, especially when it's a rack of bones.

Posted at 2:47PM on Feb 11th 2008 by What-eva!

74. Lolll Jenkins you are funny!

Posted at 3:27PM on Feb 11th 2008 by alyssa

75. she is beautiful! although i do agree she des not look happy

Posted at 2:51PM on Feb 11th 2008 by pretty lil nightmare