Angelyne Unearthed in Malibu

Celebrity archaeologists were both baffled and delighted on Sunday in Malibu, when paparazzi dusted off billboard fossil, Angelyne, marabou wedgies and all. DNA tests are inconclusive; her age is unknown.

The still ambulatory, ample-bosomed relic purchased an iced tea and made her way to her pink Corvette.

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16. Hollywood fixture icon the oldest living Barbie.. What ever her credentials she is a hoot.

Posted at 2:08PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Grace E.

17. She is waiting by the phone for Willard Scott to call... 100 on March 1st.

Posted at 2:07PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Von Bunny

18. WHOSE BODY IS SHE WEARING? ........ LOOK AT HER FACE..SHE'S AT LEAST 70 YRS OLD!!

Posted at 2:10PM on Feb 12th 2008 by PJ

19. It's a....it's a....it's.....I don't know. I'm stumped.

Posted at 2:17PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Hannah

20. Still looks good for her age. I'd do her.

Posted at 2:14PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Kirk

21. "DNA tests are inconclusive" I think the semi literate author meant "Carbon Dating Tests" since that would prevent them from mixing the metaphor about archeology.

Posted at 2:12PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Biker 1957

22. Did her teeth drop in her cup?

Posted at 2:12PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Soccer mom

23. She's awesome! Work it, girl!

Posted at 2:13PM on Feb 12th 2008 by LisaLisa

24. LUV me some angelyne !!

Posted at 2:16PM on Feb 12th 2008 by el polacko

25. Man that is just really, really sad. Somebody should say something.

Posted at 2:14PM on Feb 12th 2008 by jollyex

26. That's what I call a GILF... Grandma I'd Like to F........ :)

Posted at 2:17PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Barron Hilton

27. OMG, I think it IS Willard Scott.

Posted at 2:18PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Windbag

28. WOW SHE HAS GREAT LEGS!!!!

WHO EVER SAID "BRITNEY IS TWO YEARS" LOL THAT HAD ME CRACKING UP.

Posted at 2:22PM on Feb 12th 2008 by angela

29. YOU GO GIRL!
She looks damn good for her age (whatever it is) and alot of you wish you looked that good. She is hurting no one, having a good time living her life......don't we wish alot of the young hollywood whores would and could be so happy.

Posted at 2:23PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Rosey

30. I think she looks great, I mean, how many of you are over 30 and can wear a dress that tight??
She looks espectacular in south america she'll be a great diva!

Posted at 2:29PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Chincho

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