Angelyne Unearthed in Malibu

Celebrity archaeologists were both baffled and delighted on Sunday in Malibu, when paparazzi dusted off billboard fossil, Angelyne, marabou wedgies and all. DNA tests are inconclusive; her age is unknown.

The still ambulatory, ample-bosomed relic purchased an iced tea and made her way to her pink Corvette.

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31. Are you sure that's not Vicki from the Real Housewives of Orange County?

Posted at 2:32PM on Feb 12th 2008 by kdeh

32. i think its elly mae clampette

Posted at 2:32PM on Feb 12th 2008 by juscus

33. Dear Lord!

Posted at 2:39PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Victoria

34. She has great legs.

Posted at 2:53PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Jessie

35. Wikipedia claims she is anywhere between 50 and 40 years old. I, am not too sure.

Posted at 3:00PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Colleen

36. Look how far her overstuffed boobs have fallen. They are just sitting like water ballons on a shelf. Any whore with money can put herself on a billboard, I guess. Sleeze never dies.

Posted at 3:05PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Lucy Phoenix

37. Now we have a clear picture of what lies ahead for Paris and Britney!

Posted at 3:10PM on Feb 12th 2008 by KK

38. Can someone please tell me what this person's claim to fame is? I have no clue...

Posted at 3:10PM on Feb 12th 2008 by wha?

39. LOL @ #2

Posted at 3:12PM on Feb 12th 2008 by sullied

40. Good lord!!!!! Enough is enough people!! When will these men and women give it a rest..There should be a law on people over 70 walking around looking like this..

Posted at 3:22PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Meredith

41. Geriatric Barbie! accessories CLEARLY sold separately!

("Pam Anderson... I am the ghost of implants future...")

Posted at 3:30PM on Feb 12th 2008 by amazed

42. I hate to say it but the body is SMOKIN! Ok I said it:)

Posted at 3:35PM on Feb 12th 2008 by sandman

43. HOW CAN SHE STAND UP WITH HOOTERS THAT BIG SURELY SHE WOULD TIP OVER

Posted at 3:58PM on Feb 12th 2008 by MOMMY DEAREST

44. Wow, he style is a bit weird, but those LEGS look really good.

Posted at 3:39PM on Feb 12th 2008 by emmy

45. Its so disturbing when old ladies try and look 20. But I have to hand it to her.. she has some fantastic legs! and ya cant fake those with botox and silicone.

Posted at 3:51PM on Feb 12th 2008 by michele

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