Angelyne Unearthed in Malibu

Celebrity archaeologists were both baffled and delighted on Sunday in Malibu, when paparazzi dusted off billboard fossil, Angelyne, marabou wedgies and all. DNA tests are inconclusive; her age is unknown.

The still ambulatory, ample-bosomed relic purchased an iced tea and made her way to her pink Corvette.

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46. k she has to be lld like 60-70 but she still has some killer legs!

Posted at 6:47PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Crystal Daniels

47. You are correct #33!!! It IS Ellie May Clampett - good work No. 33...now on to your next mission....

Posted at 2:36PM on Feb 14th 2008 by buxxy

48. Granny's got it going on!!!

Posted at 3:55PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Slippery Slacker

49. One word for that photo.
FUGLY!

Posted at 4:01PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Wayne Beckam III

50. Elle may growed up alright. I have been lmao on every post. The real Beverly Hillbilly.

Posted at 4:01PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Nic

51. I believe she is ONLY 58 and "star" is used lightly right? She is the self promoting billboard queen and did some walk on spots unless someone has a movie she actually had a memorable performance in. Of course I dig her pink theme, dog and car and she is quite the character but she isnt old and she isnt a star in the sense of hollywood stars. She is a flaming torch for those that hear the beat of a different drummer.

Posted at 4:19PM on Feb 12th 2008 by imho

52. I am still asking this question"What was she famous for? I haven't a clue except for the billboards that she was on.

Posted at 4:54PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Space Between Ears

53. I see her all the time! She lives in my neighborhood. The best part is that those old billboards are still being posted on parts of Highland and Western Aves! I salute her audacity...it takes a hell of a lot of confidence to rock an outfit like that at ANY age! And is it me, or does hse have great legs for a senior citizen?

Posted at 5:02PM on Feb 12th 2008 by nyx

54. Nice looking legs, but if she ever unleashed the girls...holy cow Batman! The would hit the floor with a big thud. Just saying...

Posted at 5:11PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Catwalker

55. OMG, enough with the legs... she's wearing support hose! (or a coat of paint.)

Posted at 5:42PM on Feb 12th 2008 by amazed

56. I no longer wonder "Whatever happened to baby Jane?" !!!!!!!

Posted at 6:34PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Prince of Bel Air

57. Like everyone else, I am *amazed* by those legs! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE!? I've sent images of just her legs to a few of my friends, and nonone of them would believe that they belonged to someone a day over 30. Kind of... creepy as hell... D;

Posted at 10:59PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Jamie

58. I remember seeing her on billboards in hollywood when I was a kid. I always wondered why she was on a billboard. I guess she got my attention if that's what she wanted. Her face looks about 60, but it looks like she tries very hard to manage her weight. She's probably had a lot of work done, but that belly bulge screams old. You can't stay young forever. What a freak!

Posted at 2:39PM on Feb 13th 2008 by Veronica

59. Who is this bitch?

Posted at 9:57AM on Feb 13th 2008 by JB

60. I think she looks hot! What a fine piece of eye candy! It's like looking through a kaliedescope!

Posted at 12:05AM on Feb 13th 2008 by git some

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