Angelyne Unearthed in Malibu

Celebrity archaeologists were both baffled and delighted on Sunday in Malibu, when paparazzi dusted off billboard fossil, Angelyne, marabou wedgies and all. DNA tests are inconclusive; her age is unknown.

The still ambulatory, ample-bosomed relic purchased an iced tea and made her way to her pink Corvette.

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61. I see her all the time at the grocery store in Calabasas and she is much more disgusting in person...she actually looks ok there. Once I was in line behind her and she was making a huge stink in the store about year old rain checks she had from the store. Cmon!

Posted at 12:39AM on Feb 13th 2008 by Cala

62. dress your age!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:42AM on Feb 13th 2008 by maria

63. Her face may look old but she has great legs!

Posted at 12:43PM on Feb 13th 2008 by Maritza

64. I LOVE ANGELYNE! Old school Hollywood rocks and she OWNS it.

She's a Hollywood landmark all by herself, show some respect!

YOU GO ANGELYNE!!!! :P

Posted at 2:04PM on Feb 14th 2008 by MissMiss

65. im in college and id love to tap that. Shes old but still has a good body, id hit that, wouldnt you??

Posted at 3:32PM on Feb 13th 2008 by Still_good_from_behind

66. Great body

Posted at 3:32PM on Feb 13th 2008 by Still_good_from_behind

67. Scary old lady. Pam Andersons twin perhaps?

Posted at 5:16PM on Feb 13th 2008 by Karan

68. Very interesting. Thanks for that information ...

Posted at 11:06AM on Mar 4th 2008 by human after all

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