Are Dairy and Meat Making Brit Split?

Britney SpearsAll of poor Brit Brit's Starbucks runs and ice cream socials may be worsening her "condition," y'all.

According to a letter just sent to Britney's parents by PETA, studies show that people with hidden dairy sensitivities (a very common condition) can worsen cases of bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. PETA also cites evidence linking parasites found in undercooked meats to the development of schizophrenia. Crazy from burgers?

Luckily for Britney, says PETA, instead of meat, the consumption of beans can help improve such conditions, with the exclusion of uncontrollable farting. You are what you eat ... don't be a mad cow.

And the girl does love her some Taco Bell.

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46. wot does not kill only makes ya stronger.am rootin fpr brit all the way/wen her strength returns then she can fight for her babies.,all kids need their mum....peace&light

Posted at 8:08PM on Feb 12th 2008 by peace&light

47. IMO, the current leadership at PETA has hurt more than helped the cause. Kinda like what Rosie's done for the gay movement.

Posted at 8:09PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Go MEAT

48. No! Its not meat and dairy. Its meth.

Posted at 8:17PM on Feb 12th 2008 by No tic tac needed

49. She isn't bipolar, she has post-partum thyroidosis, her thyroid is swinging wildly from hyperthyroid to hypothyroid and it is affecting her mental state.

This is why the psychiatric drugs are not working, she needs thyroid hormones not the psyche drugs they are giving her.

Posted at 8:21PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Idiom

50. To PETA! Balony!

Posted at 8:22PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Me in DC

51. What other excuses will they come up with.

Posted at 8:34PM on Feb 12th 2008 by TCurry

52. Uncontrollable farting??? Sweet Jesus---NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Can you imagine Brit with flatulence would be just like letting the air out of a balloon. Baahahahahahahahaha As for PETA, they just want what's right for the animals in this world, like cruelty free!!!

Posted at 8:37PM on Feb 12th 2008 by SpAzZzZz

53. What the hell is a Ding-Dang??? We don't have those in New England....LoLoL Is it like a Ring-Ding. Y'ALL bein' silly now heh

Posted at 8:54PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Feeling the Love :O)

54. PETA is...........

You know what

I'm not even gonna do this today.

Posted at 9:21PM on Feb 12th 2008 by White Folks Critic

55. In honor of those wonderful folks at PETA, I'm going out now for the biggest, juiciest burger I can find!

Posted at 9:45PM on Feb 12th 2008 by ex-vegetarian (reformed)

56. Yes, all if that junk food, Starbucks, etc. is worsening her condition...acne!!! Y'all get this woman some a that ther Noxema, ding dang!!! And yes the y'all & ding dang are still funny...ha ha ha

Posted at 9:57PM on Feb 12th 2008 by The angry dermatologist

57. My first and last reaction to this story? YEAH, RIGHT!

Feeling the Love :O), I think it's more like a ding-dong, which is a lot like a ring-ding but it has cream filling instead of that fluffy white stuff. It may also have more of that fake chocolate icing ;-)

Posted at 10:19PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

58. I WAS WONDERING HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE THE INSANE PETA PEOPLE TO FIGURE OUT HOW THEY COULD GET THEMSELVES ON THE BRITNEY PAGE. THEY ARE THE MOST WORTHLESS ANIMAL GROUP OUT THERE, IF THERE IS NOT PUBLICITY THEY DON'T BOTHER. PETA GET A LIFE AND LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE DON'T YOU THINK SHE HAS ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH RIGHT NOW?

Posted at 10:32PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Pat

59. Look up loser and you'll see a photo of Harvey Levin. I hope soon we will be seeing photogs at HIS funeral.

Posted at 10:33PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Star

60. I believe it! Meat and dairy are disgusting and people eat whatever they've been told to never pitching their IQ upwards enough to look at what they shovel in. Then they whine and cry fould when they have heart disease, hypertension and diabetes!

Posted at 10:47PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Christy

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