Are Dairy and Meat Making Brit Split?

Britney SpearsAll of poor Brit Brit's Starbucks runs and ice cream socials may be worsening her "condition," y'all.

According to a letter just sent to Britney's parents by PETA, studies show that people with hidden dairy sensitivities (a very common condition) can worsen cases of bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. PETA also cites evidence linking parasites found in undercooked meats to the development of schizophrenia. Crazy from burgers?

Luckily for Britney, says PETA, instead of meat, the consumption of beans can help improve such conditions, with the exclusion of uncontrollable farting. You are what you eat ... don't be a mad cow.

And the girl does love her some Taco Bell.

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46. for once, PETA may be doing a good public service besides protecting animals. What they say is true. If papa would take Brit to a nutritionist, get her on the right diet, then get some good therapy going, (keep her from getting pregnant again for a few years) she would/could be an entirely different person. This child doesn't know if she's coming or going. Her abused mind, body and spirit need a re-do, and thank goodness it's not too late, cause she's still alive. Go, papa Spears! Do what you gotta do!

Posted at 7:38PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Bonnie Collins

47. Shut up, PETA!

Posted at 7:46PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Beans Make You Toot

48. Agenda pushing bastards!

Posted at 7:50PM on Feb 12th 2008 by jbird

49. wot does not kill only makes ya stronger.am rootin fpr brit all the way/wen her strength returns then she can fight for her babies.,all kids need their mum....peace&light

Posted at 8:08PM on Feb 12th 2008 by peace&light

50. IMO, the current leadership at PETA has hurt more than helped the cause. Kinda like what Rosie's done for the gay movement.

Posted at 8:09PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Go MEAT

51. For a min there I thought I was looking a paris hilton.

Posted at 3:48PM on Feb 15th 2008 by Critic

52. She isn't bipolar, she has post-partum thyroidosis, her thyroid is swinging wildly from hyperthyroid to hypothyroid and it is affecting her mental state.

This is why the psychiatric drugs are not working, she needs thyroid hormones not the psyche drugs they are giving her.

Posted at 8:21PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Idiom

53. No! Its not meat and dairy. Its meth.

Posted at 8:17PM on Feb 12th 2008 by No tic tac needed

54. What other excuses will they come up with.

Posted at 8:34PM on Feb 12th 2008 by TCurry

55. Uncontrollable farting??? Sweet Jesus---NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Can you imagine Brit with flatulence would be just like letting the air out of a balloon. Baahahahahahahahaha As for PETA, they just want what's right for the animals in this world, like cruelty free!!!

Posted at 8:37PM on Feb 12th 2008 by SpAzZzZz

56. What the hell is a Ding-Dang??? We don't have those in New England....LoLoL Is it like a Ring-Ding. Y'ALL bein' silly now heh

Posted at 8:54PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Feeling the Love :O)

57. PETA is...........

You know what

I'm not even gonna do this today.

Posted at 9:21PM on Feb 12th 2008 by White Folks Critic

58. In honor of those wonderful folks at PETA, I'm going out now for the biggest, juiciest burger I can find!

Posted at 9:45PM on Feb 12th 2008 by ex-vegetarian (reformed)

59. Yes, all if that junk food, Starbucks, etc. is worsening her condition...acne!!! Y'all get this woman some a that ther Noxema, ding dang!!! And yes the y'all & ding dang are still funny...ha ha ha

Posted at 9:57PM on Feb 12th 2008 by The angry dermatologist

60. My first and last reaction to this story? YEAH, RIGHT!

Feeling the Love :O), I think it's more like a ding-dong, which is a lot like a ring-ding but it has cream filling instead of that fluffy white stuff. It may also have more of that fake chocolate icing ;-)

Posted at 10:19PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

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