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Bail Is a Bitch

Posted Feb 12th 2008 7:36PM by TMZ Staff

So your family has a gazillion bucks and you can't post $20,000 bail. That really blows.

Barron Hilton is rotting away, waiting to get released. Paris won't bail him out, so his friends came to do it. But there's a snag. Barron's buds showed up with $2,000 cash, assuming they only had to pay 10%. They assumed they could take the 10% to the Sheriff and spring their friend, but the Sheriff doesn't provide discounts -- only a bail bondsman will take a William Morris percentage.

So now Barron's buds are off looking for a bail bondsman. We hear the meatloaf dinners are excellent. Tastes like chicken.

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46. lets all use uor REAL names like gary williams. Mine Fontleleederhosen Bulljackitpast....lmao

Posted at 9:30PM on Feb 12th 2008 by NicknameIsNotUnique

47. I burped, please excuse me

Posted at 9:36PM on Feb 12th 2008 by NicknameIsNotUnique

48. Nicknamesnot unique
I only posted my comments on the bonding system because someone asked why the sheriff would not take the money. I find that peopel who refer to namecalling do it for lack of education or intelligence. Have you considered anger management classes ? I would hope that a blog is a good place to pick up some knowledge about soemthing we do not know about.

Posted at 9:36PM on Feb 12th 2008 by gary williams

49. the arrest sheet clearly states $5000 bail??? and $500??? makes $5500, not 20000???? WTF???

Posted at 9:37PM on Feb 12th 2008 by smokeonit

50. Booking No.: 1172834 Last Name: HILTON First Name: BARRON Middle Name: NICHOLAS

Sex: M Race: W Date Of Birth: 11/07/1989 Age: 18 Hair: BRO Eyes: HAZ Height: 601 Weight: 143

Charge Level: M (Misdemeanor)

ARREST
Arrest Date: 02/12/2008 Arrest Time: 0804 Arrest Agency: 1001 Agency Description: LASD-MALIBU STATION PATROL

Date Booked: 02/12/2008 Time Booked: 0835 Booking Location: LHS Location Description: STA - LOST HILLS

BAIL
Total Bail Amount: 5,000.00 Total Hold Bail Amount: 0.00 Grand Total: 5,000.00

Posted at 9:38PM on Feb 12th 2008 by smokeonit

51. My Dad used to say "have fun, but, if you cross the line, I won't bail you out, you can sit until your court date". Never got arrested is my point.

Posted at 9:42PM on Feb 12th 2008 by meltz11

52. Gary. I hear ya and just butin yer chops but not on here bro. this is the insipid and jejune topic area. nobody reads anything anyway..it's all good...have fun!!...did I tell ya my name used to be Bill but I realized a bill is what a duck picks its butt with so my new name is Barren:)

Posted at 9:47PM on Feb 12th 2008 by NicknameIsNotUnique

53. gary williams...anger management??? lmao...where in my post do you see anger you sensitive little man...lmao...if yer here to be sroius then you need more than classes you ninny...you need full on treatment and serious after care...lighten up and stop acting like you havent taken a good dump in 4 weeks...sheesh...some peeps take everything personal

Posted at 9:50PM on Feb 12th 2008 by NicknameIsNotUnique

54. BUSTIN' ****your chops hogjowels...dont sick the spelling police on me please...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...sniff...lmao

Posted at 9:57PM on Feb 12th 2008 by NicknameIsNotUnique

55. Look what I started. Tee hee.

Posted at 9:56PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Michelle

56. Whoever wrote this: Love the "William Morris" line!! Very clever!! Only industry people can laugh at that! Keep up the good writing. =)

Posted at 9:56PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Carlos Anino

57. The REAL reason Paris didn't post bail: Elliot Mintz went to Paris' house to get more Oompah Loompa cream. He wanted some for himself AND his new client Mark Kaplan saying "NO one is taking me seriously since I took it off". Then a maid came sceaming into the room "They're dead, THEY'RE ALL DEAD! " At which point Paris covered her eyes and kept repeating "I cant hear you, I cant hear you". So Elliot went into professional mode, got a shovel and cleared out all those cherised pets
from her closets into a couple HEFTY cinch saks.

Posted at 10:08PM on Feb 12th 2008 by cheetos

58. OOMPA LUMPA...now those words just crack me up everytime i read or hear them...lolol...the visuals it creates are pretty funny...ooompa luuumpa...hehe:P

Posted at 11:18PM on Feb 12th 2008 by NicknameIsNotUnique

59. Nicknams not unique
I suppose trying to converse with you in an intelligent manner is out of the question. I have always found that those who revert to namecalling do so out of lack of an intelligent comment. Do you even know how bonding came about ?

Posted at 10:28PM on Feb 12th 2008 by gary williams

60. Nickname is not unique
If your playing with me in fun then i do apologize. I am used to people being totally serious on here and am always open to new discussions and points of view. I also have a sense of humor and happened to have been the class clown in college. I loved keeping things interesting and i also respect a point of view that i do not necessarily agree with.

Posted at 10:33PM on Feb 12th 2008 by gary williams

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